Show ire m the e Gas GasBy as asBy By J. J H. H M. M WILD MEN YOU HAVE MET tf P Arf Art Arf Hold back them famished wolves till this record finishes then let em em loose Were We're playing a n mean trick on the wolves feeding em tm this walrus but tout then a wolf volf aint particular when hes hes he's been off the eats awhile Oh how full of wrath we are about this bird Smell the on the keys kejs scorching Walt Wait till we unscramble from our rubber collar Hold Bold me Clarence I fear tear harm Karin will be done before In Im I'm did How many mornings you wished I you had a vest pocket e rt on Lewis wis bullet bullet bul bul- let when you youve you've ve just got time enough to beat the boss to work 1 by y a a hat-coat hat hanging and you jou ou Dan Patch up the home lane to catch a ding ding and just as you youre you're re ready to do a hop hop- skip and Jump off the curb and figure on landing on the hind fender along comes a buzz bu buggy gy Keeping step with the traction coach and if you haven't got life insurance you sta stay stay- on the curb and let the car go bumping merrily along with the gas bumper doing a neck and neck ramble with the cars car's enter step Ah truer words was never said The rules committee of the committee In charge of Salt Lakes Lake's s automobile show has prepared a set of rules and regulations covering the big exhibit scheduled to start in the Bonneville pavilion pavilion pavilion pa pa- February 26 next Copies of the New York and Chicago automobile show rules have been carefully studied in planning plan plan- ning those for Salt Lake Lakes Lake's s show following automobile men are on the local rules committee W Y S S. S Edmunds I S S. S II H Sharman D D. D M M. Shaw E E. E E. Brazier Brazier Bra- Bra zier and R R. R R. Richards A detailed list of the rules and regulations adopted will willbe willbe be he published in next Sundays Sunday's automobile section of The The- Telegram Manager Sid Theobold and Sales Manager Manager Man Man- ager Charles Leggett of the United States Tire company will go to San Francisco Francisco Francisco Fran Fran- cisco next month to attend the annual Western conference ce of the he company Russ Richards of the II Upland USland land Motor company distributors of the In the Intermountain territory will attend at attend attend at- at tend th the automo automobile ile Sh show w at Chicago Jack l I McCooey Cooey will vill represent the Intermountain Inter Inter- mountain Electric company at the Chicago Chicago Chi Chi- c cago go auto show r I La Lawrence Tence Greenwood adjuster for the United States Tire company's company s Salt Sat Lake branch had the boys al saluting him this week Lawrence looked like a major general In the new uniform which he will wear in Uncle Sam Sams s service as a tire expert Bill Dill Rishel Is still w wearing aring his cowboy cowboy cowboy cow cow- boy hat He says sas he couldn't couldn t pull off offa a good auto show without It AI Al went to 10 New York to give the big show the once ace over over He will stop in Michigan to visit the Butch Bulck factory factory factory fac fac- tory on his way home W Y K Levering Lovering head of the company that distributes In this territory territory territory terri terri- tory is at Indianapolis tr trying to Induce the Marmon factory to Increase the 1918 quota of cars for Sett T Take ake Hap Trap G Goodwin says that mt the year is Is' Is nearly two to weeks old and no dealer has lias yet announced a 1 ll 19 9 model Jack McCurdy sa says s he never puts out ott his hand when turning a corner in one of the Smith Alkire-Smith company company's s famous limousines It Is so rarely done says Jack that one ono ri risk r k 1 l ing the hand The automobile is taking the place of the freight car said an Eastern dispatch We know of tone one that tried to do that very thing right here In Salt Lake but at last reports the freight car was still on the track and the occupants of the auto are yet In the hospital C L L. O OBrien O'Brien Brien district representative of the Maxwell Motor Sales corporation has been transferred from San Francisco Franci to Salt bait Lake City and will make the Sun bun Motor Sales bales company local Maxwell distributors dis dis- distributors IS- IS his headquarters for the season sea sea- season son O OBrien O'Brien Brien will engage In territorial work for the Maxwell Motor Sales company company company com com- pany and will also collaborate with wim the Sun bun Motor 1 Sales bales company Maxwell In the selling and distribution of Maxwell passenger cars and trucks |