Show NOVICE COLLECTS J ON HORSE RACE POOL C By Newspaper Enterprise LONDON June 25 25 Captain FA A Jones never neer saw a a. horse race n was interested in horses D Da a bet in his whole life m But Just the same Captain A Jones won nearly by dt di ing the lucky ticket on an the Eni En Derby in the Calcutta Tu Turf sweepstakes JH His good fortune never He spent never a penny in celet celel ing It St He wasted never a a. Ul talking about it He just wen working A friend told him he could bu ticket in the sweepstake for ut lings lings about about So he took and then forgot all about it J The day before the Derby he el told he had drawn the slip sUp with name of the horse Humorists next day he was told the horse won the English classic turf eve Id better see if I still have havel ticket opined Jones After Atter a prolonged search hale he fi f it In an old valise alise It was Vi Jones sent Bent his wife wile up in Wai Wa telegram telling her about It a arid and dt went down to the office where works as assistant marine sup for foz the Union Castle St SU ship company S tji Guess Ill I'll stick on the Job said j |