Show I I I I I I I I I i j I I i i I I MY HE HEART ART AND MY HUSBAND Adele Garrisons Garrison's New Phase o of Revelations of a Wife I I WHY MADGE NEARLY CHOKED I OVER HER PICNIC LUNCH Dicky's apologetic good nature withstood withstood with with- stood even e the strain of ot a motor drive home with me at the wheel although I feared eer every minute of the way that something untoward would happen to toI upset him He had refused flatly to drive back although I ur urged ed him to do so but buthe he did not accompany his refusal with the contemptuous reference reference refer- refer I ence to my car with which he had greeted Erected m my first mention of his I ing Instead he was amusedly indulgent indulgent g gent nt concern concerning In the whole thing What he exclaimed when I broached the subject Deprive you ou of tooling this chariot charlot along the boule- boule yards and turning In to our ancestral estate amid the cheers of ot our family and retainers could I be so el croo-el so el so selfish Nay Xay na nay my dear you drove out and you ou will drive back If a tire leaks or something I like that Ill I'll be Johnny on the spot as far as I know know- Heaven help the tire Lillian apostrophized apos arms passing us with her arms full of freshly laundered clothing which she was packing Pay no attention to that woman Madge Dicky commanded She Is simply so eaten up with Jealousy of i both of us on this question of cars that that hat hat- I MAKING PLANS But Dut Lillian had swiftly passed into I another room and Dicky finding ln- ln himself himself him him- self gesticulating to th empty air ajr Ir promptly changed the sub I What time do you to get set there he ho asked t k I About 2 T g good Od of ot time I re Perhaps be before he- he be fore fore- Were We're going to start quite early Jk y telephone moth mother r. r then j 10 nave have ve a a hearty l I luncheon ready at 1 o'clock and anti keep it till we come thy I husband sug suggested eted with the usual nonchalant nonchalant nonchalant non non- masculine Ignorance of housekeeping housekeeping house house- I keeping problems I had a sudden visIon vision vision vis vis- ion of Mother Iother Grahams Graham's face tace and of Katies Katie's confusion were such a a. messa message mes mes- I sa sage e to go o over the telephone wires Im afraid that would be a athing hard I I thing for them to do d dear ar I I. I said hes- hes I You see your sister I hes-I and j her husband are there and you know mow I j how particular mother is to ha have hat e the food just so If we arrived too soon it I wouldn't be ready and we would be J too hungry to wait walt and patiently and if Ir anything happened to delay us the meal I would be spoiled from mothers mother's stand stand- point Dont you think it would be better betterto to tell tel her well we'll be home some time in inthe inthe the afternoon and will have luncheon I on the road at some inn Then we can dine comfortably in civilized fashIon fashion fash- fash ion after we have gotten otten rid of the j I dust I do love this but I will be glad i ito to get back to a good sh shower wont won't wont you Dicky Youve said something he re re- re I But Jut deliver pie ne e from the meals mals at these roadside inns They're fierce since the war You pay nine I prices and get about 30 cents' cents worth I of ot food j I MARIONS MARION'S SUGGESTION i iMay May Mav I s' s something Uncle I I Dicky said Marion with eyes eyt's dancing dan- dan cing but with demure quiet courtesy I I as she put her little fingers on his sleeve S I You bet you OU may sweetheart he replied Dont you think it would be bt terrible terri tern ble hll nice to have lunch some place In Inthe Inthe inthe the woods on the road sh ahi asked Wo We could build a fire and broil some sausages and make some coffee and take some cocoa for me In a thermos bottle and you could take some cider alon along and I 1 I Mr Ticer say Mrs I TIcer was a dabster at frying chicken chick chick- I en ln and and and- I I Eo Enough h said you ou angel child Dicky declared seizing her hands and anti andI whirling her around in a series sE of dancing dan dan- dug cing steps he had taught her You have saved sav d the day 1 Pray get Into communication communication com corn lan lan-I with the redoubtable Mrs I TIcer at atoll oIin II urn ond ha has havo her fr the HIP i I poultry and heat hent the frying pan That I program ram listens the best of anything I have heard In 11 a long lon time Ii IiI I pave gave Marion Marlon a surreptitious hu hug hus mysElf when I was wims sure wasn't i I looking It was the plan I had wished I most fervently to carry Carn out hut but which j I II I I had feared to broach to Dick Dicky knowing knowing know know- ing the queer obstinacy with which he he I sometimes opposes a a. sU suggestion which he has not himself fathered Marion Marlon could not have spoken more mort opportunely opportunely tunel If IC I h hid hul 11 coach 1 her hr in hr roll role and I r Am n kv might upon reflection list liat hn T I was wms the ir j i r roll roil 11 author II of t ti t.-e t. e scheme al hon 1 I had had ro Inkling of tl tIn ChU chUd i purpose until she spoke j Hut But happily I I- Iwas was nl flit In a n j clour mood lOll and 7 I do o not any one 1 P our little party ever ni ni niel el nn an j I more w we wC ill di 1 I tIme the picnic luncheon wh PI Oi we Wl nt at In n a I l les than hun three not s-not on Or n it ido d road s i fe t om f oni Merrick row raal yet t I RO 51 M 1 t. t ly 11 tIme the I foliage d that tha t oven even the smoke of or our fire was not visible I This bents any restaurant meal ever lr cooked Dicky declared Better Belter eat tat I You'll need to be for for- heartily Madge tor-I tor t titled t tn to stand the tho Knock hock of r r sEln how bin Junior has grown lies He's six Inches Inches' taller ten pounds heavier and talks I pretty nearly as much as all Lii You'll I have hal to be hE Introduced all over again I Ito aln a to him Ill I'll bet ho he wont won't know you ou at I that Youve You've been gone nearl nearly a month you know I almost choked upon the food I was eating The rest of ot Dicky's nonsense had been taken at its usual value alue buthis but buthIs his last s sentence made me shiver with real apprehension My baby not know me it was unthinkable PAPER FLOWERS I Less expensive than china flowers lowers fo for your OUr black bowl of oC basalt are those made of paper e and v C They float on the water and will last a year jear if well I treated I UNCURL IT I If It your our small mat becomes disagreeably disagreeably disagree disagree- diSagree I abl ably curled at the tho edges before you jou ou re retire retire re- re tire ern tonight turn I it upsIde down By morning It will be he p straight tr r I |