Salt Lake Telegram | 1921-05-08 | Page 31 | [Untitled]

i V II PROOF Rl TIRE HUM HUMOR OR R I Tires are four Important all an round reasons wh why an automobile is la a II joy I to ride rille In You ma may gather that wo wd I have ha an Inflated idea lea of the pleasures pleasure of oC motoring Hut But We wo know as well as s you OU do llo that a little Juncture now and then takes the air out of our and ho Lair expressed In words from from fromi i the mouth of oC the mender A pneumatic j blowout has often flattened a n social soda I I I hlin blowout t. out If It If you ou do not take a a. hoUt- hoUt ing jack In your O tool O box so that Hint l' l r rote ote otelIa lIa t r rf repair pair your ou our tire be sure lr to carry plenty of jack In your our wallet Free air all Is furnished at garages s. s foot but the incidental services arc are just JUKI as ns chargeable as your OUr electric batteries Current expenses cannot bo ho t off art During the past five rho years In toe average n erl number of tires us used tl on a t tar Ir r has dropped drooped from Irom over five 1 to under four tour So motorists register r Joy lust just justas a as 21 you ou do when you ou r lit ut Topics of 01 the DR Day films at the Orpheum Or- Or Now see ho how many 1 per f minute you ou can get sel out of ot Tho The Tell Tel grams gram's brand of tiro tire humor I TIU m I i Here waitress rp This Thill dou doughnut has hasa has has' a n tacIt tack In It W Well II I declare Ill I'll net het the ambitious little thing thinks It Is Isa Isn isa a n flivver tire Youngstown tire Youngstown Telegram J JI I ou you had quite a n blowout blow blow- blow j il out tt at the last lat night Yes 1 and I had Karl two more I ln driving home home home- The The tomo I NOT Nor A Oertle Hertle You er You treat trell me Just jut like your our auto I I Reggie What What do 10 you ou mean dearies decries Gertie Gertle You er You tire tiro me mo so i much much Rutgers j I jI I I hear you had a puncture re this I morning I Yes I ran over a milk mille bottle I you ou see it In ln time lime I I No 00 the kid hat It It under his coat Nebraska University i TUnE HAD fAD I We Ve had nothing but trouble all the It i iway way four tour punctures and two Mow blow I i I outs t Quite a tiresome Journey Cornell x Widow w Speaking of blowouts Its blowouts Its It's difficult to saw which Is the more to be bo avid R ed ed-an ed an automobile tire Ure or a II c church so social social so- so cial It cial-It It It Magazine AT THE run PU PUMP IJ Had glad a n puncture I No 0 Im I'm Just chan changing ln- ln the air In Inthe Inthe inthe the tires The old airs air's worn out out out- American Tribune Du Dubuque la In Look mother walled Ned ed pointIng pointing point point- Ing to a hole In the stocking Ive Ivea had a blowout Motor blowout Motor Life Lite