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Foley Pills must benelit you within 24 hours or DOUBLE VOUU MONEY BACK. Make test. Get Foley Pills from drug-fis- t. Full satisfaction or UOUBLB VOUH MONEY BACK. f 1J WORKING FATHER. .Mrs. Doris Bigger was first to congratulate her hubby, George, after he was named "Worker Father of the Year" by the Ford Motor company. George works in Ford plant at Edgewater, N. J., lives in Gloster, N. J. " b,wsu-'u,r-e SAID- - I said to 6Afwant hamburger 'ything about any old kitchen garbage f,, what you get-t- he . tnd the hamburger off ome-t(- ,, hl come "HAMBUR-- SaSB." AND ail SAID- - ;,place on 87th and Sbehind the coun-cho- ps and French bet on that IPU' number and they must have been cleaning out back there the way it back. They ghould have sent it to me in the bucket, DOt on a plate. Dirty old dead lett- 3 uce combed out of au mi tomato and some Hop for mayonnaise of dumb over a couple fishing something 3 like j,t of I pend. I, the matter, anyway? , timwinr thU mess at tell them abso- - m yoo rant a hamburger j whether It's rare, medi- - . lumburger well, but ' luything about clean-- ujjr the ice-bo-they trying to save, the to come around j ! guy Section? What am I a ' something, scabbing the , boys in the department and garbage removal lay off 40 or 50 In citizens. Are to get me to eat It up instead, by dumping all ad slaw on a man's ham-l- a you distinctly say, "I j i hamburger, rare, with AT THAT, WILL YOU, I :ihat. j It doesn.t make a i particle of difference i even if you tie a 4 , string around your finger so you remem-- f "and none of your ): kitchen leavings, either, positively want just so-i- e whether it's a fried I tite or j there some kind of a you aren't allowed to eat Jseal In tlie United States any more? p into a department store I ar, '1 want a suit of I a 36, long in the pants, seeves in a pin stripe," j ) back into the grab bag i :tt all the old rags and I a the alteration, departe-d stockings and drawers them at you and say, !W pin stripe suit, the lerve it"? b they say, "Well, yes, In 40 instead of a 36 rted for but that Is plate special for this ' V yon don't like it we do you think you Park Lane or some-hrtlcnl-aren't you?" ' ss the owner say you l fey little dope of a ifobably got her mind Kth some Bill of Rights ) you take 4e waist and you say, F 3 you don't mind, this is t fall and I asked for 36." ) ,Je bums a hamburger whatever you get and I f like it, well, now, I Ijwp your nasty temper suppose you you want a liv-- , !0rroom chair, set chair, china picture of like when you were .,7 y. "I want this 1 Want red e. one and mixed ft a,bsol"tely just 7 driving up a dumping a load . Jngs Snd horse- - old kitchen chairs ; the specialty of ttati the way they .jSTm suites ii J fte same, keep J 3 SPEQALTY. sTPPose il wuld be V n,,,b0Ut hamburgers i th:crder those i iau and j "State, d a11 ovcr We waste f00d' !' ui..i s ' mayonnalse W oli slppy to-- H J loo"J for throw- - i wvw whatev K It Tn 1 '"ok like a 5 Cmooln 'or its I Probably, bark- - v Jf wir v'Vs ' If I ANOTHER CONSPICUOUS FIRST ... For the first time In history women, outside of the medical services, are a permanent part of V. S. armed forces. The beads of the women's service croups are shown at the Pentagon building following a conference with Defense Secretary James Forrestal. Left to right are: Capt. Joy Bright Hancock USNR, director of the Waves; Col. Mary A. Hallaren, director of the Wacs; Col. Geraidlne P. May, director of the Wafs (Women In the Air Force) and Maj. Julia E. Hamblet, director of marine corps women. SHOPPING ... She used to be Hen-rietta Boggs of Birmingham, Ala., but now she's Mrs. Jose Figueres, wife of the president of Costa Rica. In the U. S. on a shopping spree to outfit the presidential mansion In San Jose, Mrs. Figueres sighed: "Seven years ago when I went to visit my aunt and uncle In Costa Rica I didn't guess I'd one day be the wife of the president." 1! FAR the United States has SO only a mild Interest in the coming Olympic games to be held this summer in London. It has been taken for granted that the U. S. will mop up again as usual Even more so this time, with our athletes well-fe- d and most other competitors re-portedly underfed. So if we win, well, why not? The United States team should win in a romp. It shouldn't be even close. It should be no contest That's the early setup. No credit if you win-pr- etty awful if you lose. At the Berlin games in 1936, we had several talks with trainers and coaches and star athletes from other nations. Here was their verdict: "The United States Is a nation of acrobats not athletes. You can't win from 400 meters and on beyond this distance. You have no runners with any stamina-run- ners who can travel a mile and longer. "You are marvelous acrobats-li- ke circus performers. You can sprint and pole vault and hurdle. These are all acrobatics. They make no demand on stamina or courage." It still takes an athlete to run and jump. The answer is that we have won too seldom at testing distances. We have no runners from the mile to the marathon worth naming. Once again, we'll probably win tho pole vault rated a feat of acro-batics and not the work of an ath-lete by foreign nations. It Is cer-tainly on the easier side than it is to get ready for 1,500 or 5,000 or 10,000 meters. The U. S. has never been much Interested In stamina which Is even more important than speed. Speed gives out quickly. Stamina carries you all the way through. When you sift all the angles, the United States hasn't done nearly as well as our ballyhoo experts have figured out the case. Without our Negro stars, this country would have been something of a joke. In place of mopping up in London, we still can be something of a joke despite the winning edge we have in food, the main basis of condition. We have every advantage this way. It will be interesting to see what we can do with it Stars Miss Big Show One world series weakness is that too many stars had no chance to show at the big show. Napoleon Lajoie, one of the great-est, never was seen in this classic. And he was something to see, the most graceful ballplayer that ever lived. And one of the game's great-est natural hitters. . Walter Johnson came to his first world series when he was on his way over the mystic hill. The earlier Walter Johnson would have joined Mathewson with three shut-outs. Bob Feller has never had a world series appearance, and Fel- - ler also is just about over the top. Feller came to Cleveland 12 years ago and he has been pouring that fast ball through for a long time. The navy also took three or four of his best years. The navy caught him at his peak and held him a long time. Also after returning to baseball, Feller has given a good part of his time to outside interests, which hasn't helped his baseball. But he still would be a shining spot in any post-seaso- n championship. Feller is one of the all-ti- greats. He won't have to bother about his spot at Cooperstown. Rube Waddell, a world series natural, had his lone chance in 1905 when he suffered an injured shoul-der in a train scuffle. So the Mathewson - Waddell duel never came off. That would have been up in the super class, the motion pic-ture colossal stuff. Still many stars have made the world series grade Mathewson, Al-exander, Cobb, Ruth, Collins, Jack-son, Hornsby, Grove, Wagner, Brown, Kling, Plank, Coombs, Ben-der, Johnson," Wood, Fox, Fritsch, Dizzy Dean, Cochrane, Dickey, too many more to mention. It would be nice to see Feller and a few more stars, who have never made the big show, slip under the tent and mingle with the elephants. Fitzsimmons Is Tops In the middleweight boxing di-vision my nomination for the top man is Bob Fitzsimmons. Fitz was middleweight champion, ht champion and heavyweight champion. He was a brilliant boxer. He was also a terrific puncher. Fitz broke seven bones in both hands punching Jeffries in their second fight lie almost ripped Jeff's face away from his head. But he couldn't knock out the Jeffries of that period. No one else could. And this Includes Jack Johnson who whipped a half-bal-fat, fading old-tim- er who was in no shape to fight anybody. I saw Jeffries training for the Johnson fight in 1910. He was pitiful He was a long way from the Jeffries I knew in 1903. w : 'Mil 0 1 iWtu" m ENTERTAINMENT WITH STRINGS ATTACHED ... For reasons of morale and entertainment, American soldiers in Japan are taking up archery. Some of them already are twanging six-fo-ot bows like experts under the guidance of one of the world's leading archers, Toshisuke Nasu, whose school In Tokyo the army has taken over. To lend the authentic sporting touch the GI's line up for a picture clad in what the well-dresse- d Japanese archer Is supposed to wear, and any resemblance to Robin Rood is strictly from hunger. The gent with his back turned is Nasu, the instructor. Missing Eye Provides Clue,. In Arresting Purse Stealer PHILADELPHIA. Mrs. Dora Baker, 49, was arrested on a charge ( of purse stealing. Frank Grube, a railroad detective, had no trouble recognizing her. The owner of the purse, Mrs. Bessie Ehmnnn, nurse, of Alden, had provided the necessary clue. Mrs. Baker has only one eye. Her right eye, blind since birth, was re-moved three weeks previously. Appearing before Magistrate Ben-jamin Schwartz, Mrs. Baker tes-tified that her handicap had led her to steal. "I can't get work with only oae eye," she said. "I had to steal to live." The $40 taken from Mrs. purse, she told the court, went to pay overdue room rent Mrs. Ehmann asked that the charges be dropped. Magistrate Schwartz turned Mrs. Baker over to municipal court "Perhaps they can provide an artificial eye," he said, sympathet-ically, "and straighten out your troubles." i ' 4 i l j RAILROADER . . . William T. Far-Ic- y, president of the Association of American Railroads, emphatically denied an assertion by Robert Young, chairman of the board of the Chesapeake and Ohio railroad and stormy petrel of the Industry, that those who run the railroads are withholding steel from their own roads because of their inter-ests in other industries. Whips Vets Get Snubbed pHARLIE HALLECK, who used to be one of the best-like- members of congress when he was an ordi-nary young representative from a, has now risen to the esteemed Job of house Republican majority leader and can give lessons on how to "win enemies and alienate peo-ple." Halleck recently kept three repre-sentatives of veterans' organizations cooling their heels two hours in his outer office, then gave them the t's - your - hurry treatment His callers John Williamson of the Veterans of Foreign Wars Francis Sullivan of the Disabled American Vets and Robert Mc- Laughlin of AMVETS wanted to find out why the house leadership was blocking various vet measures, and brought with them a pamphlet, written by Gen. Bonner Fellers, for-mer publicity adviser to GeneraJ MacArthur and now veterans' ad-viser to the Republican national committee. The pamphlet boasted what the G. O. P. congress had done for "You could drive a team through some of the loopholes In this document," asserted William-son. "Actually, this congress so far has been noted for what It hasn't done for veterans. General Fellers apparently had such a tough time making up a list of accomplishments that he included the army-nav- y merger bill. That didn't help war vets, and there's a question that the merger has done the army and navy any good. "In fact when you get down to cases," continued the VFW spokes-man, "this congress has done abso-lutely nothing about even the most urgent kind of veterans' legislation, such as bills for the relief of widows, orphans and disabled vets." Halleck grunted impatiently as be looked through the Fellers booklet: "We can't do everything. It's 500 million dollars for this, and more millions for something else, and 1300 million dollars for federal aid to education" He stopped suddenly and looked at Williamson, inquiring: "I under-stand the vets want that, also." "Yes, sir," replied the VFW spokesman. "My organization is for the education bill." The G. O. P. leader promised to "take up" the vets question with the Repub-lican steering committee, jumped up, opened his office door and "invited" his callers out Infra-Committ- Politics G. O. P. FRIENDS of the real-esta- te lobby tried a smart te maneuver to try to block the housing bill. Noticing that only four or five Democratic members of the house banking and currency committee were present, G. O. P. Congressman Clarence Kilburn of Malone, N. Y., quickly moved to report out the Wolcott bill minus public housing, slum clearance and other human-itarian features of the original bill. . Representative Boggs of Louisi-ana and Mike Monroney of Okla-homa jumped Into action, rounded up Democratic colleagues and all were on hand to help defeat the Kilburn motion. 14 to 13, with the support of three Republicans-H- ull of Wisconsin, Stratton of Illi-nois and Scott of Pennsylvania. G. O. P. Congressman Frank Sund Strom of East Orange, N. J., ther moved that loans to farm housing be' deleted. This put Scott, a city man from Philadelphia, on the spot. But Scott fooled his G. O. P. co-lleagues by voting "present," thus defeating the motion by a tie vote. Again, Republicans Hull and Stratton, both with many farm voters, voted with the Democrats. However the desperate Republicans didn't give up. Representative John Kunkel of Harrisburg, Pa., demand-ed a reconsideration of the vote, Rank Has Its Privileges NOW THAT THE DRAFT and a big army are on the way back, the Doolittle report and the caste sys-tem should be taken out and dusted off. What officers don't always re-alize is that enlisted, men resent the special privilege system-someti- mes bitterly. Most officers in the Pentagon, for instance, don't realize that G.I.'s are griped over the $6d,0W underground officers' club which is open to officers for play during duty hours. What was once under-ground has been storage spac. converted Into a sports palace, with mode n lavishly equipped facilities for bowling, basketball, badminton, volley hall, handball for exer-cising and ping-pon- Devices flagging muscles and a heat baths also hate room for sweat been Installed. less strenuous Those who prefer cocktails m the pmk sport can sip room" in a setting of soft hi his pastel hues. Like any cocktail lounge, it is furn d J or a television set slieamlined adjoining kitchen. . i, i ; jrTTt 7 - 77?,'pTC'T'H to take part " VJL Xwed hem only 900 calories a day. Here raft ration cond.tions v.Wch t down lo their they are 'nitrimmt One man's weight !! iC &S iTXdsnother Ridded from 158 to !33 and a third went from 140 to 113 pounds. DIET . . . Doctors have combed their beards and brains over the strange case of this healthy looking: girl, Yang Mel. She claims she hasn't eaten in nine years. Yang Mel was placed under medical observation In Chungking for 19 days and she still didn't eat. iff, tt "i iioi nsi - . . v .viS nAIRCCT . . . Frank Galx, who Is taking lessons In the art of cutting hair at the Salvation Army family service bureau in the Bronx, N. Y., did his homework on his daughter Margaret, 8. But to her it's shear torture. T- -. l aB . f n sai-Llt- ." 1 np,tincd for farms in Italy, these cattle t nDING A FLYING ARK Western airlines DC-- 4 at La are being driven aboard a alr bel "f1 J2 sssafas. - |