Show WORK IS HOBBY OF SENATOR REED RD SMOOT SI SAM SAYS Writer Pays Reverse English Endlish Eng End lish Compliments to Busy Little Bee Filled with Ith satire stud and sarcasm that bites biteR like acid and with humor that bubbles bubbles bub bub- bles bios like ch champagne Samuel G. G political writer for tor the Saturday Evening 1 Post pays 8 his compliments to United States Statu Senator Senator Reed Smoot of or Utah Inthe in inthe the tho Ius of or that magazine un under cl date ot October 1 12 which II Is being distributed In Inthis inthis this city tOdA today The Tho article is in the writers writer's own on Inimitable style and i is II of special Inte Interest inter est eat in Utah UtaJI where Senator Smoots Smoot's appetite ap- ap petite for fol being busy bUy are aro well cn known knon The article is in the Who Who And And Why y deportment department end and its title is ts A uA Willing Little Worker It i Is I. In part as fol follows lows Turning for fol the nonce the nonce th rotating fa facilities fA- fA being benJ especially good at al the particular par- par nonce nones to which your Our attention Is la directed directed so d so gyratIng for tor the nimble nonce tom from the seething vortex not to toay ay say the the of polities politic about wh which ch we are arn he bearing bearing- to f much and seething so 0 little let u us investigate another another an n other phase of or life Ute another r of ion of the tremendous truth that It takes all II kinds of or people to make maJce a a. world It c certainly does Think over the perSons per- per persons sons ons you know A A. moments moment's reflection will show you th that t very veo few of your a ac- ac approach the J perfection ex- ex x- x In the tho standard nature so set let forth in yOu r u yourself Ant Ana though hough you ou are at i n n. loss to unde understand tad how ow I It If Is so fO many folks who lack mel your Tour I manifold merits merita and etor extraordinary perfections per- per can g get t anywhere here at all eu you u are compelled to admit they do o along thus hus handicapped and arc are exceedingly numerous numerous although of course if it I the they were cre more like you ou the they would bo be far tar happier and ad would attain attin Jr greater ater success Curiously enough mankind having an anIn In infinIty of or models model for standardization invariably nl continues to be variable H Hence we a ar are rl living in a a world all cluttered up with Ith different kinds of peo- peo pie le and and I Jammed jamme with various varieties of folks and among this thin vast number umber wo we o discern a Reed Smoot Jr Ira I days ays agone Smoot who was as then and Isnow Isnow is isow now ow a United States senator from Utah Uta was as of ot note merely merel because he was nas RS the only apostle lucid held within 1 the confines or of that lat or organization which is aptly apU th the greatest deliberate bod body in the worl world Now the advent of ot an apostle Into into our public life elsewhere congress or Is IR s no uncommon entrance However Hoc there here 1 is this difference The Tho usual apos apos- of self selected tIe e Is the bearer a a. te nation atlon He announces himself as the apostle postle of tariff reform or any other burning or burned issue and go goes to it I. I burninG moot Smoot Smoot on the valid other hand is a a real apostle postle of 01 lila his particular brand having been so 0 named and ad decreed decree by the Mormon Mormon Mormon Mor Mor- mon church So far a as that tha goes coca In apostolo circles Smoot goes goc that far tar the circumstance Passing hurriedly over O that hat that he be lacks the whiskers and other genre enre effects erects usually associated with Uh his cult Smoot undoubtedly is a first class claas apostle postle of his hie kind A Ants Be Bees Drops and Grains But long ago mat tuat ceased to be his sole solo distinction Indeed in the evolution of ot Smoot moot Smoot it I practically has been forgotten that lat he 1 is h an apostle at nil all al and he is now non considered on other specifications It I IK is h this ils development I I 1 puro purpose to consider consider for tor or it I is h. a matter mater that d deserves tion ton on I unhesitatingly assert that moot Smoot Smoot bar bal none is 11 the busiest little hIttIe cup cupor or of tea te in the great te legislative forum of ofis this is country Industry we t have b been beon on told from our 01 youth is a a. a cardinal virtue Seeking afield our ur mentors have lute held up to us Ul the bce an n l the ant as I examples of or Industrious inductions and nd applied apple effort WOIth worthy of ot our OUI concentrated concen- concen trae emulatIon The bee and tho ant antic nt ale ic t types es selected with lh rare lon tion ton as 1 all will m admit for it would ha have 0 been fatal talal to tho precept if It a blue bottle bottley n fly y buz buzzIng burning ln a against a window pane botto had been chosen n. n albeit nothing could be bemore moro IndustrIous than a blue bottle botte 1 fly in thai hat lu perplexing situation We e are arc Impelled by the ic be bee an the tIle ant arl varied d. d when hen continuous con- con effort is I urged b by the elaborate results attained h by lIttle droPs of ot water which as is fR well wel known Jot will wJ wear r the hardest stono awa away and little grains grains' Inn of or and sand which by hll Industriously in ing make up the mi mighty hh land hand lad In lii the II Industry Is of or great alue In the concrete It is a good deal o of f a a bore bote Wherefore we e spend our days daR exhorting others to be he industrious and in Ie n loann loafing on tho the job oure ourselves e If I enough Industrious p persons r can cn be found toun persons persona naturally and cot congenitally Industrious th he the balance I Is 18 maintained and things move along smoothly The mo most t engaging ing r K problem IB is to discover er the persons to Whom horn we can cn pass pal tho the buck huck That Is a a. R problem no longer so far fr as asi the i United States senate IB is concerned concern a The he hey hav I 5 found fount the thc person on to whom hor they icy can past pass PaS the thc buck huck His name Is 16 Smoot-ne Smoot moot Reed d Smoot sena senator br from froni Utah In i future dictionaries the verb To ro moot will wl appear apper and It will i b b. b dc- dc 10 fined nert To show a willingness to a 1 un- un all al tasks anti and to labor Ibor constantly constanty without rest vest or surcease Now it may bo that this Int Intense tile ito to for work t on tho part of or Smoot In lii due uc as af much to bi his personal Idea hIe that he hen can n do doth th the vork work nork far fai 11 better than an any other rather than than to III his habit of ot indviK- indviK try but that delves Into ry motives moth which Is b not allowed In the this senatorial set ct I Inot Is Ia not ot Clubb debby clubby I I i No Protesting V Voice Is I Raised We must mUt t take tako It e as It lc lies Hex merely ic- ic JC l In pausing passing that Senator tIr moot Smoot ha ham haie a pleasant appreciation of the abilities of Senator nc Reed d Smoot The Tho fact Is 11 los UI HS stat stated d. d that since th the first senator of f these theRe United Unite Stat States l first chapped clapp d his hie h for lor a page to turn hl his swivel snivel chair for or him until this thiH latest i wobble wearily out into tho the night last August wondering what ahat t 11 Is the us UT Ut there them never r ha has ia been boen o observed within flit confines of thAt lat emporium for fOI ht language a who ho was PO so ft a as Smoot Snoot lie lies I is s the thC willing little worker of th the senate enate le No 1 w tusk Is I too onerous for Cor Smoot to t tackle no problem 1 Is too complicated fur for fr to Investigate no question cueston no so 0 abstract ab- ab that moot Smoot will wl not dig dlf Into It H. l Ever r since Mr fr Aid AldrIch rich put Into operation hl his Is celebrated d m method of or revising the thrifT downward ll b bv b elevating the ached ached- ull des s the And th thin the committee rooms thereof lr have c i hoNl and re- re echoed re-echoed with th Ii i cr cry r Let t Smoot do to it I It Was Wal thorn there an explanation of or l K C to b be bp mad mad lt macI let Smoot moot do It H. Were th thi l of the thc Dutch n andard to h be beset I set ct t forth I let forth let t Smoot do dolt i Wee Was the thc doubt douht- I tel il public to b be le 1 that h by taking off or t the duty lt on n the the price or f f shoes ioe would h 1 he decreased to ti th the con eon het let Smoot On ijo ro It lt I. I Was Wa a nn an investigation that would woul tal take taki weeks kf Rn and we- we r k kp o of dull 1 r figuring a ami b be benumbing be- be numbing computation le let mot do It I. I Wn Wa 11 there any ans' n y 1 J detail of oC alu any sort ort an any any- where when h rr at RI any time time let let Smoot alt t do iu it It I. I And nr il always do floes doea s It I. I Talk falk AUe about your OUI gluttons for r work or Th That t mans man's appetite ap- ap petite for tor toil loll tol Is II pan can colo colossal Fal Th They couldn't pile pie it I on him too to hen No 10 added task talk c caused him to tn murmur lie le worked and works work all an anth th the tune time and the senate IK is 1111 willing he he should oho I protests h They rhy permit him hint to go 0 HH HI far tar as he lie likes if I by bv an any strange chance h lie Is b observed sitting MJ tally Idly at lil his hil desk M SOme jle me senator shifts a Job on or him hIrn biO and ant Smoot mo t turns turn tur to He Ho likes hikes It it PO o ilo alo th the other senators senator Thus all al i Is 18 peaceful peace peace- ful and end harmonious and many man lawmakers mak Iu ers are given Opportunity for 1 diversion that that- ml might ht not como coma their w wa were there no Smoot to do o th the work ork Do not gather ather the tho impression from all au this that Smoot mool Is la a. a a weak cak and willing character and niad dl hoes does 1 not know knoT he Is hI being In I th the Do no not I beg ot of J you Cu take from these thee few tew lines ln IbM U. U La- La pre ol Should you jou juu 1 11 will 1 1 l h wron wrong woeful woefully ron wrong Tim Th Honorable Reed Smoot of or Utah knows know exactly what he hc l Is II doln doing antI ami f exactly what hd ii hi- hi IB Is doing In is li uie hi Not Nt being spectacular In riot not lug ba-lug 1 named In the hc law not noL caring to o around about the constitution he ie has haH picked pIckel out oit a unique m method thod 01 for attaining prominence nce in the thc lie United States senate which Is 1 this to wit Ok It Its Is s a part of ot 11 Mr personal plan to I become a a big factor In the senate to b bon be he on one of or the tho lenders le Ver Very rl few other senators nena- nena na- na tors tor ors ct ever r decided e l cd on work as tI a n of 01 f advancement uh but Smoot ha hiss Hence he be ie works nn and hence again th tho time Is IK probably not very eky far 11 uway a when hc lie will wi be one of ot the tho leaders lenders of or the tho senate Ml i of which seems to make that bu busy busy- bee Al 11 ml int nt It tuff t worth wurth a a shade above c pUt par r u |