Salt Lake Telegram | 1929-06-04 | Page 10 | Telling the World

Telling the World By NEAL OHARA O'HARA Copyright Press PresS' l Publishing Co New York Tork World 1923 1921 S. S S. S CARMANIA COMING HOME BUT STILL AT SEA Thoughts while strolling the deck Its It's a pip to get sunburned in M M. M jon j on the ocean r. r And cheaper thaT Pinehurst N. N C. C or White SulPhur W W. Va What hote could you stop at for 17 a a. a day including in in- eluding meals and a room thai that overlooks the ocean And a athe at 81 atthe the end of the th week wake up miles from where you started from Are there enough i ir that last sentence for you Bacardi cocktails 31 cents cents' apiece The fuss people make about t tn- location of their deck hairs chairs And then they dont don't occupy occupy their own more more than two tw or three hour houn in the whole v voyage Good weather so far Car and which reminds us qs o our favorite Broadway joke season The one about the who got a rough pas passage aSe back Europe an and had l d a a. porthole t r necklace the whole trip costs you nothing to visit the ship doctor and ancI take his advice am ath pills Provided its it's for an ailment alt ail ment or injury you contracted or shipboard I If you OU bring brinS alon your own private malady you ma mapay mapay maj pay the doctor a fee tee S S S SWe We always thought from at the map that New Zealand waa wa was wasa a minute fifteen ferry trip Australia But the Man Has Ha's Been Everywhere assures u it takes five days by boat Gosh its it's a large arge world word after all Yep Britannia rules the waves You'd think think-so 50 if you tried to taki takla a bath when half a dozen Englishmen English men on board had the same idea A Tom Collins 37 cents Hors d'oeuvres for nothing Our told I-told- you told so ou-so department Three years ago when was chief steward o of one o of th the Cunard's many ton boats w WI we knew they couldn't keep him down Well Ven he hes he's s 's 5 chief steward steward ol ci the Atlantic Atlantic- the fastest liner linci on the 1 Another chiel steward on his way up Mr 1 Sha Sharp of ot the Carmania It wont won't b blong be belong belong long now now and and dont don't say we didn't tell you Thousands of pr Americas America's Amer ica's most skillful drinkers kno know Mr Sharp his hospitality and hii hI hors d'oeuvres He was chiel steward last winter on on the Caronia plying between New York and an Havana j S S S 3 1 The London London Daily Mail you buy Y each morning on the boat Twenty four pages including i a broadside of the latest n news ws by by y wireless The papers paper's O. O K but it still needs a good telegraph editor makeup man and headline writer Hannen th the th London dramatic critic Ev Everybody who reads Sime Silverman's Silver Variety Variety Vari Variety ety knows Hannen Hanners But weve we've ye yet yetto yetto to m meet et an average Londoner Londoner- ever heard of of hi him hirr That's a slap at between the ls s 's And thank heaven hes he's not on the th boat The Cunard line gives you gives you liquor on credit Just sign th the slip lip f arid ad settle with the steward the night before you land and S S The ships ship's concert Weve We've Heard lots worse vOrse But what is is' it that makes folks folk volunteer to do their stuff sture in front of fellow passengers You tell em we cant can't i iA A couple o of stewards stewardS' were better than th tho volunteer perr perfOrmers The surprising number of ot seasoned travelers you meet on cabin liners Folks s who know a pal r oura In Singapore or or w who o exp expect c to run rundown down to to Uganda this summer A Clover Club cocktail 31 cent cent- Its It's worth th the extra penny nY A lot of nobby males instead o of wearing caps on shipboard are re affecting affecting af af- berets this s season son Thanks to O. O O O. O Mel Mcl f for r this system tern tem of jotting things down W W. W could go on strolling for co column I LIn LInand and columns more har Ah-har WI scared you But this item ought just about to finish the column tn thi I days day's work and the voyage Oh my So glad to tobe be pack bask