Show TI i 1 rt v lr F air banks noose boose G se Dinner May Cost Grauman 2500 Noted Couple Consume 25 a Day Actor Left Lefton Lefton on Train by Mistake Mistake Mistake Mis Mis- take By GEORGE H. H BEALE United Press Staff Correspondent HOLLYWOOD May 8 United Press Press So So Mary Pickford and Douglas Fairbanks ate tI the e goose that laid the golden egg At least Sid Grauman screen producer theatre owner and guardian guardian guard guard- ian lan of Hollywoods Hollywood's longest lOlls haircut i believes believes' they did and he was quite disturbed today over the fact that ho unwittingly may l have lve fed Miss Mis s Pickford and her illustrious husband husband hus bus band banda a a dinner that will cost him 1250 a plate All AU day long Grauman lamented as his phone at his famous show showplace showplace showplace place the Chinese th theatre atre rang and Carl Schmidt or representatives of Carl Schmidt Carl demanded the tho return of oC Jo the tho educated goose or ora ora ora a monetary equivalent in the amount of 2500 First you must know mow Jo-Jo Jo is Continued on page S 8 IF Goose Dinner M May y Cost Co t j Grauman Continued d from page 1 or was the trained goose that acted aced In n- n pictures and received 25 a no day dy for or such acting He lie was Schmidt's meal ticket r RENTED GOOSE GOnSE Grauman w v j rented the fowl for forone forone one day now nurses a ery vivid picture of t. t the th acrobatic Fairbanks turning a double o ble somersault in a transcontinental diner bounding bounding- t tp i the he table and sinking lg his teeth teeth into into a very t tender drumstick which once once was vas a part a part of the anatomY of Jo The cl Grauman holds holds- shows Fairbanks muttering Boy what a goose and then plunging into nto an another ther although no less Jess expensive expensive expensive ex ex- ex- ex pensive portion of ot what was Jo The The flashback flashback Si In Graumans Grauman's mind picture reveals Miss 1 Pickford on the other side of ot the table biting daintily into Jos Jo-Jo's well-cooked well breast and exclaiming This is de- de licious It was so nice of Sid Dont Don't forget to thank him when We wo get back ack to Hollywood HoUY Douglas Douglas' To start at the very beginning Grauman hired Jo Jo-Jo for one day only on the day Fairbanks and andl Miss Pickford left for the east cast recently Ho had Schmidt dress the goose I with a necktie a hat and other such uch accoutrements Finally a sIgn sigh around Jos Jo-Jo's neck wished Doug Douga a goose of a no good time FAILED TO r Jo Jo-Jo 0 was was- placed d' d In the tr train in comp compartment to be occUpied by tl the Screen creen couple All Weir well welt wishers wishers wish- wish ers rs including Grauman Graum n chuckled chucked over ver the goose But Grauman failed to o get the out of the com corn before the train started Schmidt had had Jo jo-Jo jo rent cd cC d out at studios for some ome time timeto to come omo and ho he wanted his Jo jo-Jo He lIe lIew w wanted Joso ted l Jo-Jo Jo so badly he threatened threat- threat ried ened to sue Grauman for 2500 Grauman wired frantically to overtake Fairbanks at Albuquerque que Hope you had a good laugh with the he goose Please ship him back Immediately as he is Jo-Jo Jo the screen creen actor and his owner wants him lim for picture work To which Fairbanks replied from La ja Junta Colo Cob Your touching wire received but ut too late Jo-Jo Jo was the toughest tough- tough est st notion picture actor actor we ever have ave e eaten tim Suggest you take the matter y up with equity |