Show I r iTOM TOM SIMS SIl SAYS 1 s o Wish Vish the doctor would tell us we couldn't eat anything except fried tried chicken Vh What's ts t's become of ot th the tha girl who ad admitted admitted ad- ad she couldn't hug because she hadn't practiced much Not long ago a girl was moro more pr proud ud of ot her f ability than 1 of her liei necking ability I IMen Men are funny tunny people A man manwill manwill man manwill will chase a girl until she catches him L Lots ts of ot lov loving IQ ine now n has caused the shooting of ot some men When kissing a a. girl in an auto arrange matters so she is looking one way and you jou the other Some people worry b be because ause the they hev worry too much Gossips keep a lot Jot of ot from doing a lot bf hf t things The female of ot the species stands between people and the light mors mor's often than the male Some people feel at home everywhere everywhere every every everywhere where except when they are at home The hardest thing about living to toa toa toa a ripe old age ge Is making your credit last Doing nothing hurts most Just after you ou finish It Being a rugged character Is hard because It is noticed So ao seldom The honeymoon Is Is' over when he had r rather ther keep keen his creased than have her in his lap Every man man has a regular line of ot funny things which he says to his wife b before tore company Bobb Bobbed d hair causes more conversation conversation conver conver- than cooking recipes I Married men are the happiest because because because be be- I cause the troubles at home take their minds off oft the office ottice troubles Lots of ot people drive as it If they were going for the doctor And some who dont don't know It really ar are Ninety In the shade may not be beas beas as warm warm asa as a couple In the auto Its It's so hot on the t farm rm the homemade homemade home home- made mane wine Is about the on only Y thing I that feels like working A great lover Is one who can tell whether a girl Is pensive or sleepy When your steering gear gets loose tighten the grip on your Ufa life insurance Political machines differ from radios A radio works fine tine a at times and Is very entertaining I A rush business demands a m man n who can keep ahead of It Everything has its good points Taking a deep breath for tor a long kiss develops a girls girl's lungs Moonlit nights are beautiful but people passing In other autos can see who you are arc Our prediction that this would be bethe bethe bethe the hottest summer since back In 24 Is coming true Copyright t 1925 1925 NEA NKA Service Inc |