| Show fun nJ MAXSON Call in the Some people as through life they go Keep their good cheer specs inthe Inthe in inthe the case But folks lets let's us put ours on so The world will wear a funny tunny face Indeed Yes I Furniss Too much money is a i curse Baker Baker Nonsense Poverty causes the most swea swearing Jp SUPPOSING By Harry Brown Bonner When Im I'm alone I do not care cale To play a a game game of Id I'd rather just sit just sit back and doze And play a game game I call caU Suppose Suppose I had a million bucks Would I go shooting mallard ducks Moose roose mountain lions or woodchucks woodchucks woodchucks wood- wood chucks I wonder Goodness knows A million dollars all an at once oncel Would It turn me into a dunce Would I go In for classy clothes For flapper friends and midnight shows show's For ocean trips and Paris sights For and girls in tights Or would I stay at at home o 0 nights I wonder No one knows If It In tomorrows tomorrow's news wed we'd see A million had been willed to me Would he who is today my foe Tomorrow on me frowns bestow Would girls who cannot see ni me me menow now Tomorrow fall fail to smile and bow Would I stick to my same old frau You ou need not wonder NO wonder NO Easy Terms Car Salesman Salesman-I Salesman If If you want the automobile Ill I'll give you good terms Jones Jones That's why Im I'm buying It to to get on good terms with my wife Lester Lester Simonson The angler fishes with worms and anda a a. pole but girls use rouge and a lipstick MEOWS FROM THE WAMPUS CAT Dear Dea r MacWell Mac Mac- Well Vell what do you think Here I Iam Iam Iam am of ot all places in Chicago and ana andIn andin In all this heat too Its It's like this Helen whom I was visiting up on the lake sUddenly decided that she would like a little whirl In town She has a beau here Eddie and she sho brought me along We Ve Weare are at the Drake Drake and and its it's peachy Eddie came in yesterday afternoon and Helen said Well VeIl old dear where dowe we eat Eddie said Walt Wait Valt till I see what youve you've got on Hes He's a careful gU guy that bO boy and makes few mistakes meow V meow He finally de decided that she was all right to take most anywhere Helen gave ave him a little idea of ot her style when she told him Just as the they went out that she had once known a poor dumbbell who thought an automobile was wa merely a means of ot transportation It If was nearly morning when liden Helen Helen Hel lid en came In but hut she Just had to wake up and tell me all about it from which I knew shed she'd had a good time meow because if she he hadn't she would have tumbled In without a word Carrie she said Eddie Is O O. K We Ve went vent to the theatre then to toa toa toa a supper club My dear that boy knows twenty steps and he never stepped on my foot font twice n the same place and we went tp Jots lots of Qt places dt I Ih hope pe he really cares cares cares' f t fd Jr you I s said ld d. d You know how sympathetic I am am Mac rac meow Care for me Helen said You I bet he does We Ve drove home th tho j longest way in a taxi and he never neve never once looked at the meter clock The affair begins to look serious Mac 1 Hoping so I remain Yours CARRIE MEOWS FROM THE KAMPUS KITTY Dear Uncle Mac How are you jou Im I'm all rite The cheet news heer beer is that my sister is getting reel serious with Mr Edwards and she dont see Mr Sparks at all eny more Well I i meen meeri all she does is dance with almost every eveC afternoon butt evenings belongs to Mr He was last night a box of ot candy and I happened happened- be rite outside the door part ot tbt time so Ill I'll tell teli you about It Mi M was explaining his idee Ideo of a ideal wife A womans woman's place is In the home bome wat I always Insist l hese and Mildred sed I 1 just l lold love o old d fashioned sound of ot that I a with you Of ot co corse object to going to a t tor tor or dance or taking In a maUney or 3 afternoons a week mornings are an Ideal time to total tota tate tal swimming shimming or perhaps pIa Pa golf but I cert ny think you ou h hay hav haythe v the rite idear 1 JH T t perv v ft IT man maa t t to nb be a a ag g good d cook 4 to enjoy cooking Mr Ed er sed sedO j p O 0 and find Mildred sed I i agree with you er Wat Vat is more appetizing looking than a woman in a nl ni fresh bungalow apron in a aniu ni- ni fresh kitchen me wen get married Im going to do aUll important parts of ot cooking with oWn o fair hands as asia sald dressings dressing and deviled eggs andU dl the cook like It Ill I'll getan other cook 0 O yes I think yo you quite rite I Well Weil that Was wag about all aU lit Kitty could stand meow E KID Jar BOOTS BOOTS 1 Call the Doctor Peter Peter What's your our opinion ot of of crossword puzzle m Daniel Words Daniel Words fall fail me me Jam Edgar Edgar I I thought you ou told m me mel I find that girl different MGrace M- M j Grace Grace I I did And didn't you ou Edgar Edgar No I found her r ent Edward Edward W W. Barnard I o Always At It Alice Is always talking about t latest fashions Yes she has a wonderful do cloth cloths cloth's h line E E E Duerr A philosopher is one who wh he has been handed a lem leman lemn In S su sue it M Copyright 1925 Reproduction Ft bidden |
