Show n J 6 i MAxSON fOXHALL Hurry Hurry JH P Pompous Lady Customer t C in drug etoN Will vill WIll yu Y wa wame vat a t me at t please c I 1 Im I'm in In a g hurry Clerk Very Clerk Very well madam WI w N Wi Nis wIs i is It u mi P r Lt r. C I C.-I I want vant to cent 1 stamp for two coni 1 cent star I TIlE THE WITH VITI By fly Milton Wendler Theres There's something the 1 matt matter matte v wives Hes today J With that you must all agre Now girls dont don't get mad Let get off oft my say laY 9 And then we shall see a what at t see p There are wives who go OU outlet e cv night in the week 9 And An nd wives who will no nOot g at There are some some just Just a few are humble and meek meekS S And Ard plenty who have lots o g There are wives who can cai t r cook ook k dont don't want to l learn lears Who thrive upon delicatessen en There are some who spend lUt their husbands husban can ean And Ami nd some who hO keep PO poor hub e I There are wives who Won z 1 with a I nickel or Who collect every w week el hu 1 pay There are some who are c crazy azy have a a. good time And some who complain n lit day IZY There are wives who mak mak- makii ii 11 bands bring breakfast to I 1 There are wives who are untrue And some come in all justice I Ito oc octo to be said Are perfect perfect but but oh they thyl few tew JM Yes most of the married girls girl funny lives That's a fact tact folks folk believe t It not noL And the reason theres there's the matter with Wives wives Is the kind of ot husbands got 1 Nell i I placed Nell Nen on a a. pedestal S Because I loved her so She was as sweet as roses When the summer breezes blow bio worShIPped worShIPped-e. I stood afar and Until she sighed Poor cha chaId chap Id I'd like It whole lot lots lots' better beter If It you'd place me on you Is 18 Edgar Daniel Krame Kramel DR me Tn n UN D By fly Dr E. E S S S mm Marine Flora Florn II B BNo No No department of ot the museum exceeds in Interest theIr tion In fn the basement devoted tel collection of ot Marine Flora es dally daily the common valves bl-valves w wl we call clams and oysters Our idea In Jn the experimental of ot the Museum js is s cultivation on a commercial sis cia of or the pearl bearIng oyster pearl experts have been the oysters in which pearls h been found in other words mothers of pearls pearl P The task has been to find male oysters who should become fathers of ot pearls This has has t b done and our pearl nurseries s' s thousands of infant pearls nest at their mothers' mothers sides soon res result lt in a to the Museum Some of ot the mot mon pearls are so prolific that th forth their young not necklaces ready for tor the We have not noi been the fact that the common and clam supply Is fast being hausted This is due to the that Olat the shells are wasted other object does a growing d a ater ter attach itself so naturally naturally as as the shell of another oyster f method of ot eating only the o or clam and throwing away t the theis is ruining the crop The Museum staff has hit the theIs 1 the he plan of king u the oysters out of at their shells bm of or a sea deep-sea vacuum cleaner leaving the parent shell In io to o form the nati breeding grounds for generations of these succulent valves We feel that it is only constructive work of or this s sorti rt the Museum of ot iWo Un Ui tural Hir can render its IU service to the nation DRESSING THE PART Ive been figuring for tor qui while said Uncle Ike on tryl remove the good old sport of p pin in horseshoes As far as I can can the only reason it aint a po pop PP pastime Is because nobody has designed a sassy costume ito to tolt It lt In Jn Defined Gerald Gerald a countY c cPa cPa Pa His Father Father Knickers Knickers knockers fl Hamilton S. S Lr She Sho Didn't Point Paint It surely el covers overs a lot loto of J w as- as remarked a. one u.- u. nu looking at a rOW of buildings freshly painted I want you to know s si I paint replied a passing PI who d overheard the remark I mind nd thought it referred to herAnd her fm And If It I did it wouldn't WO be e of ot your business and If Jt I I painted how in would know it hid a lot of ot you n never ver saw me when raw liv did you J. J. J F FA A lovers lover's goodnight Much adieu about no Copyright 19 1925 Reproduction bidden |