Show PUTTING EM OVER With Bugs Bogs Baer Copyright 1916 by the Press Prell Publishing Pub Pul- lishing Co i ITS JT'S T'S TS a fortunate fortunate fortu fortu- t I nate thing c for the East that I Plymouth Rock and the i Liberty I bell aint tennis W trophies St. St Loey's winning streak may be appreciated appreciated ap ap- ap- ap predated when it Is understood that their percentage Is even higher than the temperature To some ball players player's the season means games To others three times that many meals m If Charley Chancy White parks his left on Freddy Welshs Welsh's whisker plaza Charey Charley Char- Char icy ley ey will be champion An And If It If was concrete the result would make the tile Woolworth Woolworth Wool Wool- w worth rth building resemble a bungalow When a pitcher loses control lies he's gone When a fan loses control the ump's gone Idea Idea of killing Americas America's cats Isn't a bad one Have yet to hear of one of the danged things paying admission admission admission ad ad- mission to any place Starting from the ground up Is ia the only way to learn to-learn learn a business but why do they start m. m matty mitty In the cellar The public will always support wrest- wrest lers ers It still takes four guys to move a piano Iano American merchants might get hack back at England by asking Sam Langford to white list Bombardier Wells Articles signed for the Moran Coffey fight light stipulate that the winner does not have to meet Jack Dillon Strange that Johnny Johnny Evers Ever is never out of or the game with a sprained chin Why holler bolter advice to to a fighter lighter takIng tak tak- tak- tak I Ing a beating When you are drowning drowning drown drown- ing what good are swimming lessons ls coming In t the mail a from Scranton n no o You dont don't have to be a clairvoyant to know where the Athletics are going to finish this season Welsh handed Leon Leonard Leonrd rd a raw raw raw deal leal by training for the fight If Benny Benny Leonard on hadda knocked Fred Welsh for a field goal Ben would have been champion and if your aunt had whiskers shed she'd be your uncle Fans who have seen all the Dillon- Dillon Levinsky fights should soon have enough ticket coupons to get a piano When the sun is beating on my dome I like to write a nice cool pome Id I'd like a a. glass of nice nice hot fish Or Or blubber sizzling In a dish And have a helmet on my hair The kind that div divers rs love lo to wear With rubber boots and thick ear muffs And Inhale hot smoke In big puffs And like a Roman gladiator My Iy vest would be b a radiator My sox BOX would make my life complete For they'd be cooled by nice steam heat When the sun is slanting off my dome T I like to write a nice cool pome Cincinnati team are good pinch hit- hit era fers ers but the Reds Beds never get In any pinches Having the earmarks of a fight champion champion cham cham- pion m means ans nothing Its It's what is be between between between be- be tween the earmarks that counts The t temperature in St. St Looey recently was under an awning They should pass laws prohibiting awnings in St St. Looey ANSWERS TO Dumm No Dumm-No No shark sharks in the Adirondacks the rough mountains hurt their feet teet Gaggle Usual Gaggle Usual formula Is to present the umpires with a handsome hand embossed embossed em em- bossed chimney one brick at a time Never Never look down the muzzle o of a shark to see sec Jf if he Is In loaded Willie Hoppe Hoppo holds all the land billiard titles There is still sUll room for a agOB good guy on the ocean t though o gOB Bunk Cincinnati Bunk n Cincinnati r cl rc won n a pennant nant in 1882 and Red fans tans are still hollering for foran foran foran an encore Thata That's That's right youre you're wrong Take Take a good book and an umbrella umbrella um urn- brella to the game with you If It rains use the umbrella and if it doesn't use the book Dont Don't Don't Dont like this sinister silence from the lawyers Looks as if another baseball league is a about to bust out Our J Our militia is down clown in Mexico Instead of around Johnny Evers Yep Americas America's a gre great t city Is Isn't Listening e crooked o Listening iJ en This with years year's s 's only rules rules' one t on w wiretapping wire wiretapping ear I tapping favor tavor the batter Your Your cupola is vacant Its It's lucky for you that the blockade Is being handled by England and not the Simp All Simp-All All the glass wrecked in iii big exp explosion os on was window glass Take Tale some explosion to shake worth of glass out of New Yorkers' Yorkers hands Woozy WoozY Woozy-iSlO 1916 Is a banner year ear for wrest wrest- lers Carrying it ii You Fits You might try taking a a. a six months months' vacation twice a year Week Week Let Let your our con conscience clence be I guide Fed League stock should your be worth Just what it is quoted at on Wall St Street Never Simp-Never t-p- t Never ever heard of f a demitasse wa wa- wa- wa |