Show Column Cradlebaugh II Their MacPherson II and Hort n II St stuff stuff- U ft Pur our Mr Ir MacPherson who has hai been on a a. vacation on the Provo river and who claims to have caught some fish flah has requested owing to his wide acquaintance with bill collectors of ot this city that w we suppress the fact he has returned Mac says that the natives of ot Wasatch county are quite friendly and that the the- lizards spiders mosquitoes and flies took toCk an especial special liking to him He lost no weight except in the change pocket Ills His face is now nearly as red as his hair Being now so well-read well he should be able to produce some rare not to say raw Jokes for tor this C 5 5 PLACING THE BLAME Dr Harkness is responsible for tor the arrival of a fine ten-pound ten baby boy boyat boyat boyat at the home of Mr and Mrs Samuel Glover Mother and child are doing nicely Sam is passing the cigars Orange County lad Ind Starl Star l 4 4 I. 1 I. DAILY THOUGHT 1 t or 1 rivers rush along Like untrained aimless men men men- 1 And do a as little work 2 1 4 FAMOUS FICTION Station Statton agent Yes agent Yes sir No 2 is on time I dont don't live in the suburbs because the rent is cheap heap but on account of ot the pure air My wife and I never had a rel This car will go twenty miles to the gallon Raising chickens Is no trouble S C C S C CIn In searching for tor the shortest poem r on record we Vie came across one entitled The Antiquity of Microbes In unexpurgated unexpurgated unexpurgated un- un expurgated form it follows in full Adam Had emPhil em m. m e Phil Its ita better to have them say He Ho cant can't come back than to say He H never was there ther there J S C S a was 1 Con Run Moose 1 extinct now Durham Doze This last one is TerrI Tern C 5 C C P THE SOMBRE PARTING Do you recall those magic nights nights- I Those Thos nights of long ago ago ago- When all the Blue was filled with I i lights I g That tinkled to and fro fro fro- I Those nights when you and I were young And all our sorrows still unsung I Do you recall the time that I I- I I As lovers sometimes do do- do Sat out with you and watched the sky j On your front porch till two How little then I kenned my fate fate fate- I I Your fathers father's boots were No 8 I |