Show F Facts acts Not Worth Knowing Copyright 1916 by The Press Publishing Publishing Publishing Pub Pub- lishing Co The New York Evening World Most elevators work only up and down the kind that go sideways having been found to be unsatisfactory A commutation ticket good for for thirty trips between New York and Tokio can be purchased as cheaply as one trip but the ticket must be used up in a month No legislation is required to protect sharks and swordfish from the attacks of and porgies I No stepladder is required to pick pick potatoes when they are ripe This is the month month of of the year ear when great care must be taken of the goldfish goldfish goldfish gold gold- fish as they are unusually silent and morose morose A goldfish is only healthy health when he is damp and care should bo ho exercised to prevent them from be becoming becoming becoming be- be coming dry It is estimated that postage stamps stick sUck tightest under the influence of July and one inside vest pocket power When the sociable natives of l go out to lunch they toss dice to see SE-e who Is going to be the lunch |