Show Work the Tailor Swell Dress All the Ne Neighbors Voted Mrs r to Be as Beautiful as No Ni the Salt Princess I i. i I s 1 j r Y s' s A bT j r Z 4 f si s 75 I 4 i ii ki c i s r i i t. t s rl I a JV 5 I x i The i incidents s related I in Iii this story came about in the same year when the rainwater washed away all the dirt inI inthe in he tho Indian village of or Perfumed Streets I Couple of moons after the big washout referred to the word was passed that fishing was Heap Skookum inthe in the Big Prong of ot the Little Fork whereupon a bait famine broke out In the said village village vil village vil- vil lage and all braves who could beg off ott or make a geta getaway from their devoted squaws were seen SE-en bobbing canoes canol'S upon tho the breast the of rushing waters Old Man Work Old Around Vork had made clandestine arrangements to steal out with a 3 couple of ot the Indian boys bos who were short on gait valt but long longon on venison he to furnish the bait After quietly putting th the priceless eless bottles bottles bottles bot bot- and the venison in their Water Water- Go Devil tho the two boys paddled down the stream to the black pool at the Big BigBend BigBend Bend there to await Work Old the House Just I as the old old boy was about to tomake tomake make his Jailbreak k his fat Cat spouse SheVe She- She Ve Wear Greasy r GreasY happened on the I scene jerked him by the ear and sentenced sentenced sen sen- him to a day of solitary confinement confinement confinement confine confine- sen-j sen ment in the wigwam boudoir where he I Iwas t was informed that when the next moon rose Mrs Irl Wife Wire would be among among- those present at a 3 Garfield Tea Party given by the Who Love Of ot course she didn't have a solitary thing to wear for the occasion so nothing would do but Old Man I the-House the must paint a bright tailor tailor- made dress on her Old Man Work the thought of the fine fishing by the big blue rocks and a lump rose In his throat and he thought of his sure-bite sure bait balt in the little canoe down the river and he commenced to choke but Frau Squaw by a few tew well weIl placed blows brought his temperature back to normal normal normal nor nor- mal and he was able to pick up his paint and ancI brushes and start the dressmaking dressmaking dressmaking dress dress- making work It took him all day to design the dress but when he was done it sure was as a butte and She She- She Wear Blanket was certain that it would be the tho envy of ot all aU the tho village belles However however How How- ever even this lavish praise did not i assuage Work the Houses House's outraged feelings for tor the bitter bit bit- ter taste of the lost fishing trip bit I and the taste of wasted bait still lingered in his mouth so as a final touch to I her matchless costume he painted a I most lifelike fly upon Mammas Mamma's back Then Then as the sun began to fade among the western mountains his heart again became light and filled with gladness When Mamma She She- Wear She Wear Greasy Blanket reached the scene of ot the party she was Indeed the cynosure of ot all eyes and everybody voted her as beautiful beautiful beau beau- as Shee Ni tho the Salt Princess and each time that one of her dear I friends caught sight of the lifelike lifelike- fly painted upon her back hack they considered it their special duty to swat the fly and as she had many friends at the Chat Chatter er Chautauqua Ma was soon feeling feel feel- ing very sore At last she got a wireless wireless wire wire- less on or the Fly y Game Gam whereat she the Jumped ped into third speed and steered for I the paternal home The Medicine Man Nan I says Pa should be up around and and around in three or or four tour moons but it may be two I winters before as chipper as the day he painted heap fine lne fly on onell Mas Ma's Swell ell Dress |