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Tired Father (poking his head around the door): "Bus No. 75, Train No. 40, or any taxicab." rffi fE, r--, r-- . . By Clay Hunter VUt mhSO f!8JEb) LUNCH twoJ TSTte ALPHABET SOUP' ) Zf-- P f 0Rf? By MELLORS ipsa I r? ? r fTH ASK HIM WHAT ) UT YOU'M 1 f ucvi T ( 1 V tDICUL0U6 ) f . IM UP- - f VWV CX0 VOO IT'S NICE TO N TXRJ fSS. f I C I'M up.' 1 n to aJ ut m havs m (cwrr. terorr, but ) oatmeal or C - Jfc r00FLf?-- r 1 U WIM IP vou CMCe w ; S5s,rU GO TH?U ) ir--Si v--v ; mnT oh... KNW WKT ( r)lk TUB MOTIONS. ) FRENCH TOAST j "Tit WHICH 00 tOU J Kj' FRENCH , HE WANTED 7 ) Community Affair The young man at the summer resort, who had become engaged to the pretty girl, received infor-mation that led him to question her: "Is it true that since you came up here you've got engaged to Billy, Ed, George and Harry, as well as me?" The young lady assumed an air of disdain. "What is that to you?" she de-manded. "Just this," he replied gently. "If it's so, and you have no objec-tion, we fellows will all chip in to-gether to buy an engagement ring." AND JEFF By Bud Fisher 'WK1 ff$MV0Uto BETTER f RAIN T y0fJ ST DROWN? J Vo0RN0SE MlGrt S No Fair "Look here," said the worried householder to the new maid, "why did you tell your mistress what time I came home last night wjien I asked you not to?" "I didn't," replied the maid. "She asked me what time you got in, and I told her I was too busy cook-ing the breakfast to look at the clock." Big Difference Millionaire to beggar: "Be off with you this minute." Beggar: "Look here, mister; the only difference between you and me is that you are makin' your second million while I'm still workin' at my first." I By Arthur Pointer " " Just The Same "Has James changed much in the years he has been away?" "No, but he thinks he has. He keeps talking about what a fool he used to be." No Bedfellows "I was so cold last night I couldn't sleep. I just lay there and shivered. "Did your teeth chatter?" "I don't know, we don't sleep to-gether." APPROPRIATE Son: "Why do dollars have eagles on them?" Father: "They're symbolic of swift flight." PDWOOIY By Bert Thomas Ewy hose for M that sounds like ) "JT I Lr"AND HERE'S WE HORSE Small Population Portsmouth, on the Outer Banks of North Carolina, has more build-ings than people. Once a thriving town of 1,000, and North Carolina's first port of entry, Portsmouth's population is now 18. Fishing and hunting are its industries. INTERFERENCE "Did your garden do well this summer?" "No; every time my husband started digging he found a lot of worms, so he'd quit and go fishing." WITH KIDS' HAIRCUTS I Kl TH6 JOINT?" Happy Slaves of May Day Now He Knows A comercial traveler, on leaving a certain hotel, said to the proprie-tor: "Pardon me, but with what material do you stuff the beds in your establishment?" "Why," said the landlord, proud-ly, "with the best straw to be found in the whole country!" "That." returned the traveler, "is very interesting. I now know whence the straw came that broke the camel's back." |