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E PALMER I S one ope thing g in the world orld P tip up P a big lg g rugged man manC C I t helpless kitten it Itis is his for that most power power- a tsa a. a baby I this a. a a fact when mater maler ler which waS was as mightily d n ri front of of ofa a number of oI the cn n. n Petticoat t Lane Lane- TI mown flown as IS' IS on when f fully lly fitS fit fit- S In Sn front of na mammas mas is e E W spring iO faS fashions he e 1 ti h maters rs were were viewing with hUS sn the pr pretty tty displays I of ot e dO mothers o outside pro pre re- re I 1 bl pic picture of MI vas vas' lis' lis a a sight ight for tor the gods lse Muses eo e GraMs Graces th Nine e 0 aced ed Janus Jamis and the rest of ers hp bad U e ji jina jip on 01 C pagans Che little pink skinned dar- dar hungry commenced feer Ver up Just as the male malew's wl was ws s immersed in a newspaper bout the mobilization 01 or 01 troops border for the into Mexico The tiny tinya a o it its daddy and b began gan to toddy's ft sit dr 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thep of some of the p the ice ce cc One Ope day last week weel a aIth ath Ith Ui the unmistakable stamp try was trailing his mother ou ough h the aisles of one of Salt ii emporiums He Hei i back and she was pulling s a the boy never liever had hada a Ig store and the place was nany wonders I I a sudden his pulling and lag ging became a stubborn and andro pronounced ro o e utter stoppage I Willie said the the mother Come on Aw maw wait walt begg- begg begged d the bo boy No protested the mother the Ule matter with you vou Look ook cried the excited cit d youngster Ife He fe was pointing to a- a ayoung young man l leav leaving av- av ing big an s time tinie clock which the oung man had Just Winched punched Wait v Walt lt maw continued Willie I want want to see what Jie ie wins The mother smiled and voluntarily confided to the young oung lad behind the counter that b Willie had a d acquired thi thiS thiS' habit from watching th the ards at at- Saltair l last st summer She She looked S 'S so pretty i in h her hernea r n jie-n I spring outfit as she she- walked lIP 10 o o t the I brass ss brys railing in itt front of pf the bo box office box office ej at a lo local r theatre Friday y afternoon ct in o that that the he man going In next deliberate l lether let lether lether I her squeeze in ahead It was good to I nave have such a dainty bit of f femininity ln d 1 t s she nc could have ha his place r I any old da day S Site he leisurely rested her elbows on the ledge and nd nd sweetly Inquired Have j you ou any desirable s rable seats ts for ne next t Tuesdays Tuesday s matinee se s Plenty Plent madam responded the box office clerk Well Ven listen mused the near purchaser purchaser pur pur- chaser have you spy any in B Brow row with alacrity noting noting- the Yes Yes and big big- line line waiting alling the ticket seller seUer reached reach d for the ticket rack 4 Well Well I don dont don't t believe I want those Have you jou OU anything anything- farther back Yes Yes 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The line began to shift and the theman theman theman man who so willingly gave gae up his place felt Celt his admiration waning slightly Thanks awfully but I don dont don't t believe e Ill I'll take take an any You see ace I was just shopping and I wondered what kind of an assortment you had Readjusting sUnG her smart little patent leather turban she gracefully moved away oblivious o of or the fact that the gallant of five minutes min mm- utes ago- ago Was las trying to kick himself inthe In Inthe inthe the same place twice |