Show r I VERSE A AND VERSE Thi The public meaning g three e or four Relations lias requested The news In In- rh rhyme me Its It's nearly crime But hero it Is Is digested digested Sunday Sunday Sunday-s. A depot will bo Do bull built In n r I L. L A. A Queen A.-Queen queen of or cities Commercial club Has much hub bubo naming more inore committees Monday ls Is is a nut No nuts are aro out of They tapped his head And And then the they said Believe Belleve tie ue s. s tiers there's so some Borne reason Tuesday F. a-F. Educators met met- For lie He trouble MOYle was looking looking- sought ought to chan change o The Tho clerk whose range Was fo for co-cd co coo Cooking 5 Palmer aY-Palmer came camo to town town- or of rain we rot got fUll measure The Club ate It lu nil fill Then rhen Joshed the tho legislature ture stakes slakes did aid But still trot there walt waa no The Tho senate enato passed pad d The bill at Tan last ant anthe To put us o on 01 the time he wagon on Friday Flags Flags on every pol polo For Lincoln's nn birthday against The Tho bus commenced A great bIg hUe and crying 8 This ends th the week Ill I'll now hOw give ghe you OU fain fah warning It wont won't he loOt long Till an all this song liong Will bo be SPilled Sunday V WAR VAZ AR JS Ia I f see Feo that there Is some trouble re- re I the u use e ot of tue flaG by British remarked one one local local pull pull- tan tary export kit as lie be sat down bound In tJi t hone street car b by a friend also abo Yes Ye a M M. M E. E said Id the latter old It the same question that cam came up In U 61 when we had O our I second War With wHit England That country countr insisted 1 vessels vC and On our taking ort off our nul This W var r is Ie I said the lie other with an aIr or of original said some some- J J Yes it Is I was always good In his tor tory too when In s school hool But e even n our 11 war with France ranee wasn't half halt a as 86 bloody blood as the present war ivar Lets see SaW saId his friend I r forget that war var when was It Oh that t was In 1812 Yes Ye that's rl right ht I J r remember now I ah always s forget that war w but theres there's ono one battle I know all the details or of of and that is the battle of ot Gettysburg when hen General Genera Washington captured Lees Lee's entire army army I was thinking that was th the battle battlo of or Waterloo v t Well come to 0 think of ot ll- ll it youre you're right but nil all that thA t history wont won't he be a drop In tho the bucket to what the tho histories of e the thc future will vo tell about General capturing cap cap- turing Tiling Tsing Tau Thu Some war scar I got to leave leava you here her u ye es Z f mo war I co GET AWEIGH Typewriters weigh Just fifteen rounds pounds 1 I told tod a friend fond Ife le said That cant can't be right That's Thal's much louch too light Mines Mine's small but hut on the doad I hold her hr on my ray lap and Ind tier then Ill I'll swear weighs io I HOGS fOGS Certain have o protested that there are not enough nou hogs hoSS in Utah to i support a packing plant i It Is evident tj at these es persons have never nover used tho the street rare cars where one may always thud large collection of th the seat hog the hog the man who uses Ues half lal t of his fi sCat at for rOI himself lt arid and th the other half hair for his hiti bundles while tired women must stand In iii the aisles Then thero there is tho the el elevator ator ho hog hoc who Intends to go so to the top op floor hoer but maintAin main main- tame tAin a strong po position near th the car door thus thull pre lI preventing passengers from getting In and out but ut TIle Tho restaurant ho hog who sops ops his lila bread brend loudly loudl In the lie gravy 1 always gives eti us U the Impression that he lie would get gt his foci feet In the food rood lIk like hike regular porkers If Ir Irth th the laws and high counters permitted In lii the tho event that u. u L packing house houe hou e Is built here the killing department would bo ho to work overt mo on these un unnecessary un- un necessary evils There are arc also plenty of or C calves hes In Salt Lake as slit silt skirts on Main street will testify And n l this b being ln a theatrical th there ro ur plenty plent of hams Tho limo necessity of or erecting r a fertilizer plant or stock yards Is not exactly apparent apparent ent however |