Show I 1 a aMaud Maud and Gladys Finney styled Tire The mermaids and champion lad lady swimmers swimmers swim swim- mers men have the best hest act on this ti weeks week's ck's Orpheum bill and they ther mat materially JJ help lp one forget or rt some om of or tho the tiresome omo features that were earlier on the tho hill bill young oung women are aro th the lulon of cf grace and their Units stunts In the water hater Otto ono rub his eyes As a 1 matter of or fact thc they seem m Impo Impossible and tn cause the tho sp rc- rc c- c talor to La wonder If Ir there Isn't so no cal ral Illusion It would ho bo tl ary to show some home people on the tho stage e t thoroughly thor Ihor- hornu nu hl to convince them that thaL It was WOR all al natural Theirs I Is one of or the most novel no acts that ha hl has come orne this wn way In hu a 1 Ion long time lime and thE they are aro beautiful both In and out of the glass Ial's tank The mermaid m act closes tho the bill and sends the audience home In much better frame of or mind than lh the tho closing of ot tho the first part of ot the show allow lct leaves It In Peter Donald and Miss Mis lIss Meta teta Carson are arc singing and und dancing Scotch come come- The They are arc good entertainers and n won ou much applause last nl night ht but It 11 would be he Just as well If IC they ther would ge Je something new It isn't fair to In the pub lie lic to ke p the Ire same old stunts year eal In ht Inand Inand and year Mr out But nut perhaps man many hadn't sc seen n their act before 1 for tho the pair pah got generous applause e and cau caused cd many ny whole wholes Dine om laughs Lewis McCord Co offer Winning on Wind The sketch Is too long isn't clever r and md Is not presented nt d an any too loo well The six persons in the cast got ot some somo laughs near tho the end of or the tho a act t after they had haC wrestled with their lines quite ulle awhile The Tho first American appearance of or Clown canine comedians helps help the bill There arc are enough dogs clogs on the stage to form Corm an arm army and they are arc certainly well trained animals Wentworth Vesta an and Tedd Teddy unique gymnasts open the show how Their dog dOJ Is la lathe the thc best oost part of ot tho ho act and gets nu- nu laughs Jauhs I have ha always been taught that If Ir I couldn't say Ray something good about a person person per per- r- r son SOli to 10 say nothing so o I am forced cd to keep mum must about the thc other two numbers The has given en us UR two ml mighty ht good od shows this seR season on Last weeks week's bill hili specially especially a was worthy of or heavy y attendance attend attend- ance It Is practically practical impossible to furnish h seven headliners every cr week If IC Ifa Ifa a person would sec the thc last part of ot this show ho would not t hr be wasting hl his time This popular house Is sure lure to give e us some om more excellent shows this season but if It the tho newspapers say I a that everything everything every every- thing thin Is good when there lucre are real bad things H in the show the tho public will not noL vo what that It rea reads s lon long nut and a n hOt boost will be worth nothing The truth nl may hurt sometimes and md it Is tho the truth tl to SR say that this weeks week's show Is a n And one thing moie more notorious notorious charac- charac ler leis s always like to show how themselves e off ft Women OIlen of or tho underworld glory In displaying dis playing their blood mone money trophies In Inho tho ho spotlight They have havo no shame sham and enjoy having ln eyes of or th the curious l trained on them Bil Rrt It isn't right light t to allow them to sit beside respectable persons in do a box boe of ot a n respectable the theatre lre Somo women undoubtedly buy tickets for rol the same box not knowing they are arc sitting beside queens of or tho the tenderloin tC 1 i A. A V. V My rv Wife's cs c's Family y as presented lcd b bv by bythe the he Allen Curtis company at the Shubert last ast night Is Ig a happy happ go 0 lude lucky little musical musical musical mu mu- arrangement which to tho rho average cralI theatregoer Is IR a a. diversion from the tho rou rou- firm Ino of or musical comedies and nd therefore Is Interesting The Tho weak points of or the company were covered co up In the merits to o such BUell an extent that the whole performance per- per went through h smoothly and the applause e was generous My Wife's Family is an old play but It Is given gi a anew anew new dress by the tho Allen Curtis company compan Tho The whole affair Is grouped Into one net act the tho o superfluous being cut out nut and merits of or the drama being retained The Shubert was as crowded Saturday night and alt alto iho o last night an and the outlook I li Is that It will bo also luring during the rest of or the wed week weel |