Show Being as we be rigHt in the midst of the season and they be right in our midst we thought we would write a editorial on this critter critter critter crit crit- ter its habits habits' and cure cure if if they is any It is at this season of the year ear that the is ing the attention of our most r re respectful respectful re- re citizens and everybody else in Bingville and a little regarding this pestiferous pest wont do no harm if it dont don't do no good Why U was invented we ask and by who What good do they do to us if any and what be we wc to do about it Hen Billings who is authority on ers says he aint never seen them hem so thick in our midst as they be c this season Hen says he went trout rout up Madder Brook last Thursday and the was waso wasso wasso so o thick that when hed he'd put a worm torm on the hook the blamed would cat eat it off the hook clear dear and clean dean before he could git it into the worter sorter Hen how the he trout was bitin and Hen said the only trout bites he got was mus- mus keeter bites Deacon Butterworth says he hasn't a wink for a week on account ac ac- count of and hes he's tried everything One night he made a smudge in his room a rubber boot which drove the all out and the deacon em cm al almost almost almost al- al most coffin his ole head off from front the he smell of the burnt boot The deacon set out in the yard I for the room to clear and out there When he went back the room was full of waiting for him Deacon says the only way he her can keep them offen often him in bed is to git clean under under under un un- der the bed clothes and then he al almost almost almost al- al most smothers to Beth Hank Dewberry has made sick by a pipe jest to drive dri-c away the Hank is too prostrated by the hot weather to fight em so 50 he jest sets anu an ana i smokes and smokes by the hour till his tongue is all raw and his skin Cal Caller al- al aller ler and him up 20 worth of tobacco a week too W We could cite other instances but these is sufficient Some folks says it helps to put screens in the thc winders but screens cos cost money and besides we ve that tha the don dont don't t need no ho help iThe only onty remedy we know is t to I suffer in silence and pra pray without searing for the time to come cone when they will wiIl all be gone Dad bing the a anyhow 1 I |