Show WHEN ROOSEVELT DID NOT GET THE DOG Several times recently when the name of tho American sportsman cx has been mentioned I havo have been boen asked Youve youe heard tho the dog tory story of ot course courso I hike Ilko to hear hoar all the variations on dog stories so 50 I asked Which dog story That one you know that Buffalo Bill tells about Roosevelt hunting bears in Colorado It seems that he Ime had hired a man and a dog but neither seemed to tobe tobe tobo be bo very successful In getting him the tho de desired tie tie- sired bear At last ho lost patience and inquired Isn't there a L good dog doe to be had hail In this country Oh yes yes Smith Smith down below hero here has the best bear log doS In tho the mountains Well e 11 go so and Set got him urged the time presidential hunter Lets see seo eo If IC wo we cant can't have some sport with a n bear Smith wont won't hire hi his hie dog Tell TeU Smith to come along alonS' and Join tho time party for tor hire or on any terms ho lie II likes hIkes The story runs that the guide ulde departed and returned with a report of or non Mr Roo Roosevelt's Impatience took on a tinge of vexation and he went himself to secure the adamantine Smith and time the valuable dog doS This Is Mr Smith I understand you OU have hose a n line fine bear do dog Mr Smith None better In tho the was the assurance m 1 Cant I hire him or buy him I lIe Ho aint for tor hl hire hir and I would that dog for no price you rou could ol oil I Well wont won't you OU come conic with the allow mo me to hIre both bolh you U and th the No o. o I aint out now I 50 rol gut after bacon and anti flour nour and things m my folks wants for the hou houst Report has It that President yell Volt felt relt a trifle nettled at the man ma ft Look here ho he said do you 00 who wham I 1 am y No I 1 dont don't know what's th the i iI s sI I II I am an Theodore Roosevelt p pr H the time United States Stales A Iaus to l the desired effect and 1 Smith deposited i bacco juke juice on the time ground a atho tho the presidents president's nearest Well rell he lie said slowly I If Booker T. T you 1 0 aro are Wi V cant can't hire my do dond dog dog And nd all nil tho the little innocent to bed 1 happy that night glad clad Iad I tt escaped Smiths Smith's dog og Joc Joe pic pIe In Affairs at hi National magazine for tor June I |