Show AS TO BABIES Dealing with live to topics In the New York Sun n a writer Titer has bas this paragraph What I like about New York street crowds is their proficiency in hushing lushing babies Each person has his own m method thod but nit unless the baby is very ery cross indeed some 01 ol the antics performed for his bis benefit are bound to please These volunteer nursemaids are of both sexes sexes They arc are total strangers to the intend to pacify The fhe kids ha have hae e been left to squirm and wriggle on the sidewalks while their natural guardians have gone somewhere to shop or gossip As soon as he be finds himself alone baby begins to howl Tho The tender hearted New Yorker cannot stand that He may be breaking his neck to go somewhere but he stops to jiggle the carriage carriage carriage car car- snap his fingers in baby's face or look lookaround lookaround around for the lost bottle And the article closes in this this' way Usually the he mother is grateful for this care of her offspring offspring offspring off off- spring but sometimes she sa says s 's You needn't to mind it it dont don't hurt him to cry Now those New Yorkers may be all right fight on the he baby question but if they want to get some sone instruction they had better come here to Salt Lake Here fere baby carriages have the right of wa way as they ought to The Thc babies do not very often howl and if the mother while looking in the windows runs the he carriage against a pedestrian and downs him that hat thatis is all right too because as 18 we said they have havethe havethe havethe the right of way People know what they are accustomed ac nc ac- ac toVe to We Ve have no doubt the they do pretty prett well in New NewYork NewYork NewYork York with the babies babies babi s but they do no not have babies enough to fye le experts they should come here Many lany mothers do not possess baby carriages and they pa pack k the babies under their arms or oJ any other old wa way and the babies are arc all right they seldom holler loller When very young young young-we we wont won't say in days but mt in weeks weeks they they catch on and they enjoy the st street reet as much as their mothers do They are not afraid to be left alone and ana they are arc not particular about an introduction They will coo to a strange man as quickly as they will to a lovely woman They rhey early savy y and when one is nearly grown and ancl says saye I Why Vh 1 I have been used to that ever since I can remember he curtails the facts because because be be- cause he lie has been used to it ever eyer since before he lie could remember i They go to the theatres they go to the lake and if the performance the tho other night had been anything but a prize fight there would have been beena a whole lot of them precipitated into the tho lake and wa we have great faith that not one of them would have been strangled they would have floated out somehow because Salt Lake City has been considerable consid consid- erable crable of a stock farm from the beginning and all the mysteries of are understood in this city f presidential candidate was coming coining this way cay on one occasion and was asking askins whether there would would probably be bc a crowd to gr gret et ct him or not he was informed that there would tl be lie more bab baby carriages carriages car car- out to receive him in Salt Lake than there would be men mel women and children in any other town of the size sizo i in the world The expert on the Sun ought to come to Salt Lake before he writes any more articles about New York crowds and New Now York babies |