Show Personals Locals I IRas Ras Whitcomb our well-knowd well Batchelor bat- bat resident says that he is on the track of a 8 wife at last but 1 Ras Jas s wont won't say who she is This aint the first time Ras has been on the track of a wife The great with Ras is that when the trail trait gets hot Ras always jumps the track Ras lacks is cur- cur ridge It begins to feel like summer Everybody Everybody Everybody Every Every- body in Bingville seems to be more do- do less Jess and good for nothing than usual if II possible Deacon Andrews has been ri ringing rigging ging up his pole for a week back He says he knows where he can go and ketch a mess of fish the first day it is warm en ff to sit on the ground without getting a cold on his chest Mrs Abe Skinner who has been a her sister in the citty and who has ha returned home has been urging Hen Weathersby prop of our general store to give trading stamps to his customers whatever them is Mrs Skinner sa says s 's i it t they give em in the Bitty and she dont don't see why Hen cant can't do it also Hen told her if she wanted st stamps to go to the P. P that P.O.-that O. O that that he wasn't a. a going to sell stamps in competition with his old friend Eph Higgins who is our lawfully law Jaw fully funy P. P M. M Brad Tucker called at this office last press day to see aee us print the Bugle on our Washington iton on hand tress press res and while he was standing around in the road looking looking looking look look- ing on on with while white we printed almost 17 l' copies a hour the handle of the hand press flew out of our hands and nd struck stuck Brad on the head knocking him clean accost the office When he come corne come to he w was as mad as a wet hen and ordered us to stop his paper W Wo We wi wish h our subscribers stay star a away fro from us on press days Miss Amelia Tucker our acknowledged edged society queen and leader of the Bin Bingville ille social whirl has went ent in n for f charity lately Only last week she give a ole wore out skirt of hers to Miss MiS Polly PoUy Cranby whose folks is poor as Jobs Job's turkey Polly PoUy is as proud as Cleopatry Cleopatry Cleopatry Cleo- Cleo patry however and however and she refused to except except ex- ex v the ole skirt On the other hand Amelia feels that she done her duty We r e only have a few copies copi of last ast weeks week's Bugle on hands N with are now are now 5 S cents per copy After a year or so we weare are going to put the price up to 10 cents so 00 if you want a copy you had ought to buy it now wi wink while le you youcan can get a bargain J Jed ed Peters our intelligent school schoolteacher schoolteacher teacher says he is going a-going to introduce into the schooL We V e understand under under- und understand r- r stand that is a Ile new way to I teach grammar r Mrs Doc Livermore was terrible s skit ck last week Doc Doe he wanted her to take some of his medicine but Mrs Irs Livermore Livermore Livermore Liver- Liver v more refused She said if she he had to jj a 4 die she would ruttier ruther de a natural deth i His wife knows Doc b better than the IV j crage a stranger So Somebody worked off a quarter with Ja J a hole in it on Cy Hoskin Hoskins last week 0 Cy y dont don't know where he- he got Rot the quarter s ter but he thinks H Hen n Weathersby give it to him Hen has had a few quarters j i with holes in them with he has bc been n trying to get het s-het of f for fer r some time j jHen Hen however howe cr denies it Everybody sYmPathizes sympathize with Cyrus in his great bere be- be re rca Sut Sul- Subscribe scribe cribe for the Bugle It is a clean n v paper for the home s Even a 6 6 weeks old with- with baby can read the Bugle Duge i out Gut having its morals injured I |