Show I Uncle Walt The Poetic Philo Philosopher opher Her life is a failure the whole world knows her ber illusions have gone t to smash for she married a a cane and and amI a suit of clothes and a smile and a blonde mustache When first I heard heaM she was bound to wed I talked to MARRIAGE her long in vain ain CI the the theman man you youve you've e chosen is cheap I said saidA saidA A FAILURE Maria Samantha Jane I Ive I've e Known him well since ho he was a lad in days dilYs of long bug ago he grieves rieves his mother and slights his d dad d and that's all I need to know Just write it down in your new spring hat Maria Samantha Jane that man is mean as a Norway rat rat who causes his parents pain paint I know hes he's slicE alicc as a bunko man you think he is free from guile Juile but you 4 find it a risky plan to marry a dazzling smile His parents' parents hearts he has t sei seito i ito to break hes he's worried them all aU his bis life and hell he'll be mean as a one one eyed eyed snake to you when you are his wife 0 O turn him down while you have the chan chance chancel el elDont Dont Don't fall faU for his bridal wreath I Dont Don't marry a hat bat and a z r pair air of pants and andset andset set Bet of gold Jold filled teeth She shooed me off from her ber garden gate and called me a bird of prey and soon hooked up with th that t smiling skate and threw her he young heart away I hold it true that the tho wayward lad whose mother has wept and sighed who has no love for his patient dad will gold brick his blushing bride Copyright 1910 bv by George Matthew Adams Adam |