Show r IN THE LAND OF DREAMS Men l nowadays write essays on almost all sub Now comes a man roan who t tells how dreams arc are controlled That it seems to us is 1 is a very thin sl sub b. b The best laid plan to control a a persons person's dreams may be all knocked to pieces by an ov overdose of corned beef and cabbage or a too large indulgence indulgence indulgence gence in mince pie about bed time Then hen the surroundings have much to do with dreams Let a man read Mr l Coopers Cooper's novels all allone allone ll llono one ono evening and then when he retires the chances are arc he lie will see more Indians in his drams than ever Cooper saw in his whole life They are arc big Indians too all with war paint A story is going the rounds of an old fellow about 90 years old who for forty years ye rs has told everybody e that he lie was in a bad way and liable to todie todie todie die any minute hut but who went into a grocery stOla store stOl a few days lays ago and nd b bought half a peck of raw turnips turnips tur tar nips sat down on a box drew out his ancient jackknife jackknife jackknife jack- jack knife and peeled and ate the whole four quarts Possibly he dreamed that night there is no telling When a man has a sweetheart to whom he lie is devotedly attached even then he cannot control his dreams about her If just before retiring he loads up with a couple of quarts of beer and pretzels pretzels pret pret- the chances are his will appear to him in the form of one of the tho ancient Amazons and that after wrestling with that situation half an hour when He ne wakes up he gives a sigh of relief at the thought that it is not too late yet to pull full ull out because the dream has demonstrated to him that itis it itis is ii possible even for that divinity in the he years to come to crystallize into a Carrie Nation There has been trouble about dreams always Old had a big one so did Pharaoh and and- he called frantically on the sooth sayers and the seers and and the wise men generally to help him because the horror of his dream remained but he lie had forgotten the substance And there was the tho butler and the baker and each had a dream that troubled him The baker had a right to be troubled troubled trou trou- bled because it was a notice to him that in three days he would be made to dance on the air which even Mr Paulhan found it difficult to handle a week ago Let men keep dreaming they are bound to until until until un un- un- un til the meat boycott is effective all over all over the th earth and every brewer and sausage factory of commission |