Show A LITTLE NONSENSE One of the mo most t Interesting pictures to be seen In Salt I Lake ako City at the present present pres pres- ent time Ume 1 Is 1 the hundreds of people cornIng corn corn- omIng Ing from th h raves races with that fool and his money is soon SOon parted look on their face This picture ture Is ls Ison on exhibition every evenIng evening even even- ing lug on Main street The rhinoceros stands on the spot pot And paU patiently walt waits to be bt shot ny ly a 11 t told hunter d ter so 50 bold that he lie has to be Theres not another one tamed In the tho lot hats What's t's ts the use to borrow trouble When en youve you've plenty of your own Making l ing all your our loads Ioas Just double hat hat t they should hould be If nion alon your our own and leave to others t hat are not for you ou to bear their load hot yours that smothers Plowing d deep ep the tines of care caro There's Theres a mouth that's always as heard Butting In In butting in And the thing is so absurd That a grin that a grin Takes control where first a 11 smile Lit the senate chamber while This rhuis same In butter with guile Butted In butted In ti the themen In Arent Aren't Aren't Arent some or of men n congress hasty In their Crusty CrustY Well Well I should say ts The rhe most t of t their I Income ia Is l lost In n specula speculation ho fd t tion a and d so forth o before their l term ex cx- pires The rhinoceros said to the tiger Your day of ot probation Is oer o'er Unless you ou plunge Into the ig r And swim to the other shore For I hear the crack of or a rifle Just over the brow of the hill bill And It sounds like Teddy's a trifle Who Vho never sa says s 's cant but I 1 will lp So the tiger Jumped Into the water That he might get away from tUo tue gun Not knowing Rhinos' Rhinos was a spotter To help Te Teddy dy out with his fun only a few minutes after That Teddy Tedy was killed by hinos Whose Whoso sides were shaking th laughter A At t the ruse he ha had played on this boss Then out from the Jungle appearing With long distant weapon In hand Our Teddy no animal fearing Took a a. pose that was simply grand The rhinoceros turned In derision derision And nd hastily sauntered away i t While Ted red with unerring precision Closed another most strenuous day Softy Softy Theres There's Theres a a. perfume In the air all whence It Is I J cannot tell Hardy Hardy Hardy-Don't Don't Dont be silly but beware that thatIs Is cod fish that tha t you smell i r Dont you want to live hives In the of ot posterity said the professional bi blog bl- bl og Not lot Yo eri If I can get jet what Is coming to me inc from Crom the present generation answered I Ithe the man of ot the times The horse race takes the pocket change The stock exchange the checks While the dice box stands In easy range To finish out the wrecks There Is nothing like grit in business circles to put a keen edge on competition competition tion said the grindstone as It began to toNo turn balloon It b began No butted in the as all gan ganto to inflate with high prices You bet said the hammer as It pounded the prices down do Im sorry said Mrs Irs Economy that It Is all air balloon and no hammer In Salt Lake City S SOld Old Deacon Jones to have some fun Went Vent out to see the tho races And when the steeds began to run lIe He busted all his traces And bet his money on the boss hoss They told him was a a. winner Then hedged to cover covel up his loss Like any other sinner When Deacon Jones went out to church The next fine Sunday morning lIe He felt his name had had a a. smirch So he lie gave out this warning The hoss boss race is no fitten place For youths to go for pleasure They're sure to go at a merry pace Besides lose lots of treasure Ive been out thaI I must confess My ly station nigh upsetting But no one ever had a guess That the deacon had been betting This moral let me mo give ghe to you In precept and example Be LIe In your teaching ever true In honor a fair Calr sample When missionary n day comes round ir ars W Old Deacon Jones e Is slIm But not because he feels hidebound only Just his fallin Old Deacon Jones JonE's is loud In prayer For and for But has no meat nor bread to spare spart Ter Tel keep the die poor from Old Deacon Jones when hen left alone Sure has a peck of trouble He lIt dreams all 1111 hearts are turned ter stone And every face tace Is double When Deacon Jones goes out to church He lie empties emptieR all his pockets Th Then for collection makes a search With eyes es closed In their sockets Since Teddy has gone out hunting wild I animals It Is said caid that the animals animals about about the capitol are becoming g tame Where theres there's a will theres there's a way ay So o the old guzzlers sa say To get a drink In the night If It the lid Is on oi tight Not on your FOur life Is It always alwa's the fastest fast fastest fast fast- est eat horse that wins the race There IB Is an animal In the United States with Its head In Washington while hUe Its mouth Is In Salt Lake City When betting on the hor horse e races be b sure that the money you OU bet li is all your Our own ii H. 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