Show I ALL SORTS The Chicago Post does not like the tariff on wool It says sars Mary Iary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow Would Mary Marv ever sell tho the lamb Why what a question on Xo No She kept the lamb Jamb in iu luxury for many many years vears and every now and then shot shod go gond and nd clip it with her shears then sell the tue fleece fleece- and take the cash and put it in the bank until she had a fortune of the very topmost rank While Mary was a wise young youn girl Air her father had bad a pull and through his bis lobbying he be kept the tariff up on wool A new monkey has been presented to the Central park zoo His name nante is Tom sad nd he is declared d to be tho the handsomest handsom est eat mandrill ever eer seen in the park his deep olive fur being thick and glossy The rhe finest apartment in the monkey house was prepared for him hint and on his bis arrival Head Keeper Snyder met Tom at the door and showed him to his new ap apartments Tom ran his eye eve rapidly I over o the place tried the swings and ana crossbars and then swung lightly to the floor and shook hands with Keepers Kiernan and Snyder He lb refused to say cay I much about himself but it was vas evide evident t that his breeding had been exceptional Keeper Kiernan had bad a small mirror in his bis hand With a bow of ot apology Tom I gently took the mirror mirror and mounted to toa toa a cr crossbar where for some minutes he be I examined his re reflection It was was learned subsequently that Tom I Ican can manipulate a typewriter very ery rapidly rapid rapid- ly y and anel that his table etiquette is per per- feet He has a Weakness for highballs but never drinks to excess I |