Show V THE TIIE BINGVILLE BUGLE The Lea Leaving Leading ng Paper of the County Blight Bright Breezy Bustling Bright Breezy Bellicose B Bustling M How Hem doth Both b the has little itne t b be I Improve e etch each shining In hour hour hour- nr By 81 gathering boner boney all 11 th the day J 1 From every crery opening Four dour II i Tb The cheapest medium In the country If It you yon believe bellere In corns come and nd CM eee OB us For farther Information call caU on I r address addle the editor Being as Bill Hepburn our ar- ar blacksmith made a pledge on Tuesday of last week never to drink another drop of licker as long as he lives and then went to the Co seat on Saturday got full fullas as a goose and was arrested and put put- in jail a full of which elsewhere in this of the Bugle Bills Bill's wife Eliza has asked us to write up a red hot editorial edi- edi on intemperance Eliza I thinks sich a editorial will do Bill I good We have our doubts about this his and yet we write it with great cheer as follows Whiskey is a curse to them as abuses its use yet it is a blessing blessingto to o them as can take it or let alone and a full quart ought to be in the cupboard of every home for use in emergencies emergencies emergencies-emergencies emergencies is al always always always al- al ways liable to happen in iii the best regulated households just the same as births deaths or marriages Whiskey taken internally in j quantities will cure snake snakebites bites sites and if taken in more i quantities will produce snakes i There was Noah for instance I Noah wasn't what you might calla call calla a a. hard drinker and yet he liked a little nip in a while to cheer him up There is only one instance on record where Noah took a little littlemore littlemore littlemore more than was good for him that him that was after he landed from the ark and made some grape wine from his vineyards Noah kept sampling the wine to see if it had got a proper edge on it until he got muddled and went to sleep leep to re re- re cover The of temperance temper temper- ance however must remember that Noah had been on a long hard ocean voyage for seven or eight weeks during which he didn't haves hav have havea a taste of anything in the spirit line and when he got where wine was plenty he lie just overdone overdone overdone over over- done it We Ve cant can't find any evidence in Scripture however going to show that licker ever injured Noah in any way or shortened his days he lived to be years old which is longer than Bill Hepburn will live unless he lie stops going on a spree to the Co scat every Saturday The great with Bill is that when he lie drinks he dont don't care who knows it If he lie would only sneak around the bush hush about it like some sonic of our most citizens citizens citizens citi citi- zens we could name Bills Bill's wouldn't suffer and he could afford to suffer his headaches in Theres There's Deacon Butterworth Butterworth Butterworth Butter- Butter worth one of the stanch of our church Now he lie keeps a barnof bado barn bad o of hard cider in his cellar the year round for medical use only The deacon is a little mite sickly all the year round and he figures that hard cider has saved his life on several We Ve have never never never nev nev- er saw the Deacon out of the way with licker Ticker moren we lived in Bingville and on both oc cc- the only evidence that he I had took too much was that he lie give Hen Weathersby a quarter for a plug lug of dogleg and didn't wait for the change It is our opinion that the licker ticker aint going to hurt our citizens much for two reasons In Inthe Inthe Inthe the first place most of em are too stingy to lay layout out money for whiskey whiskey whis- whis key cey and in the second place whiskey whiskey whis- whis key cey is too and cant can't be bought nearer than the Co seat peat |