Show ANY flANY ASS SS D DS 5 S IN N COURT Long Row Eow of Vas and DrunKs Tell Judge Diehl Diehi Tales Which MaKe MaRe Him Sit Up p and Gape Judge Diehl had a merry time this morning distributing neat little bundles of 5 5 and live five days each to bums and drunks A AUne line of weary worn care worn care drunks now sober for tho first time In days was seated along the mourners' mourners row when court was called and as as' the stern Judge asked each In turn to stand a story that would pierce the h heart art of even a member of oC tho W W. C. C T. T U U. was drawled out So dreamy were the proceedings that the sleepiness spread through the courtroom court room All the whole line of drunks be began began began be- be gan to sigh and gape and finally the Judge gaped too The stories were heard by the Judge but it seemed that no matter how serious and sincere the talker was he ho got five something something dollars dollars days or ml utes As AB the drunks shed their mournful tales the sat by rehearsing their ther theIr stories and an even more pitiful bunch of yarns yams came from them The been abl work get work get men were given various arlous chances of gettin getting getting get get- tin ting business Two were given employment employment employ employ- ment sIn In the capacity t of rock c breakers and wt t jr jre others were r given a few hours o to leave e town Still others promised to get work at once and were asked to prove it Al All were repentant and promised to become active members of the community at once After the yawning proceedings of the vaS rag and drunk disposals a a bunch of bU bike e riders was wae led to the table of fI prosecution tl It seems s that Bike l Cop Harris rl has e been doing T sa a fast business s the thelast thelast last few tew days He I-fe had five riders up to bother the Judge this morning Their cases were for tor the most part continued To cap the climax a genuine kicker was up for trial It was John Bals Bais a young bootblack who kicked another boy for some unknown reason He was bound over to the Juvenile court |