Show TOWN P YOU NOW INOW THEM SEND SM IN N NAMES or IN yo YOUR Who are he 1 the he town pests who impress you most There aro arc no more of this class of folk in this town than in any other of equal size yet Salt Lake City has its its' full fuU share A few weeks ago several se of them met and organized tho the Amalgamated Order of Town Pests The Tho meeting was lar largo large o and enthusiastic but they weren't all ther there What pests do you yen know Theres There's the jay lay walker watker who insists on n staying on the left side of the walk The There Theres es s the jay driver who turns to the left side of f tho the street and anci bumps bumps- into tho the man who drives carefully thus imperiling life and limb Theres There's Th ris ri's th the woman woman and and she has a am m million Ilion sisters who sisters who blocks the tho entrance entrance en en- trance to the tho drug drui store making it impossible impossible im im- ha- ha possible for you to enter without formIn forming forming form form- In ing a flying jug wed wedge e or using a derrick Yes and theres there's the theater pest pest pest- we all aU know him Ho He cornea conies in late t talks lk's all the time and munches candy audibly when you try hard to hoar hear what the actors are saying sayin Theres There's There a the pest who eats bananas ori on tho tio street and throws throw the peelings peeling on tho tue sidewalk Because of his cussedness ens- ens an innocent person was badly injured in this city a few days a ago o. o And Ana theres there's tho the persistent bore who uses his toothpick in public Hes He's lie s 's almost almost al al- al most unmentionable And Ancl champion of his class is the fiend who spits on the tIle sidewalk He HP is isan isan isan an enemy nemy to all that is decent and a fop foe to heath But TInt this list is incomplete You meet pests every overy day who haven't been men men- tinned The secretary of the he Amal Amalgamated Amalga Amalga- a. a mated Association of Town Pests is about to close the books and he has asked THE TELEGRAM to suggest a few more who are oli eligible ibl to charter membership THE TELEGRAM in turn must appeal to its readers Maybe there arc ao pests in your block who have been heen overlooked If so please write us about them |