Show JUS JUST JUST FOR FOR FUN Dont you ou want to buy a bicycle to ride around your farm on 7 asked the hardware clerk as all he ho was wrapping up the nails cheap now I can let you have a first-class first one for tor 35 36 Id rather put 35 35 In a cow replied the tha farmer fanner But think persisted the clerk how foolish lOUd you'd woud look riding around town on ona ona a cow Oh I dont don't n know S said the farmer gi gin st stroking his chin no o more r foolish o ft eri I f Iguess guess than I would would a bicycle Tactful and delicate even for a Frenchman Frenchman Frenchman French French- man was the reply made by a Parisian who had not found a life on the ocean wave all for which one could wish He He was sinking sinking- pale and haggard Into his steamer-chair steamer when his neighbor cheerily cheer cheer- fly ily asked Have you breakfasted monsieur No answered the Frenchman Frenchman Frenchman French French- man with a wan smile I have not breakfasted On the contrary I The following following- appeal of or a Western editor edi MI- MItor editor MII I tor Is still sUII going going- the rounds although ItIs it itis itis is to be hoped that by this time the writers writer's writers writ writ- ers er's only trouble is in having his vest m made de large enough We see by an esteemed contemporary that a young lady in Chicago is so particular particular particular ular that she kneads bread with her gloves on What of that The editor of this paper heeds needs broad with his coat on he needs bread with his trousers on In fact he needs bread with all of his clothes on And if some of ot his creditors dont don't pay up pretty quick hell he'll need bread without anything at all aU on and this Western climate is no Garden of ot Eden a aIn In a New York street a wagon loaded with lamp globes collided with a truck and many of ot the globes were smashed Considerable sympathy was felt for the driver as he gazed ruefully at the shattered shattered shattered shat shat- fragments A looking benevolent-looking old gentleman eyed him compassionately you My will poor have ove man to n make af he g good said g. g t this I 1 1 loss suppose Pg out of your own pocket Yep was wall the melancholy reply Well well e h said the philanthropic U old W ge gentleman hold out your hat here hat here s a quarter for you and I dare say some of these other people will give you a helping hand too The driver held out his hat and several persons hastened to drop coins in it At last ast when the contributions had ceased he emptied the contents of his hat into his pocket Then pointing to the tha re retreating re treating figure of or the philanthropist who had started the collection he observed Say maybe he aint the wise guyl That's me boss |