Show ONE WAY TO KEEP A COOK What are you laughing at grumbled Carleton C. C Crane all In one word a as he straightened up red In ln the face with a handful of elari clearing g house house certificates re recovered recovered recovered re- re covered In fragments from the waste bas bas- ket Iet Into which he had cast theme them thinkIng thinking thinking think think- ing they were cigar Igar coupons says saya the San Francisco Chronicle Not at you ou chuckled John A. A Gill soothingly This letter heres here's from an anold anold anold old friend of mine Captain Hutchinson an Englishman living down at Lindsay near Porterville Hes He's the man that planted the first orange blossoms for the first marriage ceremony ever performed at Lindsay Listen to this Gave my Chinese cook Ah AIm lail Lul his regular check cheek for 50 He lYe took tool It to the bank All they gave him was 5 5 cash rest In certificates He lie came canie back threatened to throw up his Job fine cook too had him a long hong time All lite IRe I no go you ou make me one cheek check Five hundred dollars Ah Lul Lui I exclaimed I cant can't afford any such prices as that No Xo No I takes check blank he pay Y me 30 50 O all same ho pay me 5 on 5 50 c check k So he handed me mf back the 5 0 and the certificates and I wrote rote him a check chelk for and telephoned an explanation to the bank Ah Lul Lui got his 50 In cash and he is still cooking for us |