Show r SUCH IS LIFE 1 With man many a qu squeak t k and pro- pro leUn creak tho the wheel doth turn In merry England and the old order or- or der er yielding place to a a. new Canon Dalton of ot Windsor no now now proposes alterations In th the text of tho the common prayer There Is ls the usual chorus of ot outraged citizens citizens citi citi- zens churchgoers ratepayers aai an others The Canon perhaps with an eye eye e eon on woman suffrage wants to remove re re- re remove move the word of ot obey from th the marriage obligation declare his critics crit crit- ics Ice He would rob the tho ceremony of ita its efficacy H He wants too to change chang's wealth to prosperity and well well- being In the prayer of ot the kind Hurt the sovereigns sovereign's feelings feeling thinks Pro Bono Publio Public in th the th Times But Dut when the Canon thought It might be a neat little change and moved to strike eternal damnation In Insert everlasting condemnation either might hap broken loose on his pray ay he head d. d 4 3 He tempts utan ratan they the and they might have cried J crr him himl A London paper finds one oli of tho the most amusing ch changes to b M be bethe the tho proposal that the Litany LUany read red Instead ministers of ot the crown of ot nobility Verily the world do move en eel eft the other side Ide but gr grease greus b be b. wanting for Its axle n nAs As lon long Ions as there are rifi cartridges nails and small toy there will wilt be newspaper Items tell Ing of ot the combination of or the and the loss of ot one eye or two taco It happens this W way Jhonnie finds a a. nice shiny brut brass cartridge Johnnie tho the shrill whistle the boy hey next nest door made from an exploded ah sheL iL Johnnie with laudable pal pairs whittles away tho the lead bullet and Itt spills as ns much powder as he can from tho the cartridge case case- Some sticks Jhonnie finds ft n. shingle nail nau to pry It loose Then the tho tiny cap in the base bu or of the tho shell shaH opens up with u usual 1 effective results Johnnie V. know that tho the tiny red copper di dl r rat at the bottom holds a speck of ot wi th the worlds world's most touchy touch and fastidious fulminate fulminate of mercy The nail hits Mr It a rikes ikes fire The remaining p pp wd and Johnnie wilt ignites puffs ignites puffs out finish his life with one eye The Tho moral But Dut what's the the u ui boy bart small cartridges So 80 so ton long as 09 and nails nail continue continua |