Show GASSING TilE TE GAI G SPEED COPS BARRED I I i I i Some birds keep reminding us that the next president will wilt come from Ohio Which reminds us that Ohio Is a very good place place to to come from Even the oldest tub C can ln be a late model car you car you start some place In It and get there LATE II Resorts for pleasure seekers hotels for sleepers restaurants for eaters parks for the kiddies I benches for the weary and weary and why not resting places for automobiles They're always TIRED j I We Vc take seat great p pleasure II ensure ladles and I I gentlemen In announcing that we i iI i havo o discovered after much rc- rc I search arch a type of or tire lire that is positively post post- re-I re I puncture proof proof proof- I The They are known as solid tires Ures II i I I Maybe Mabe the tho thief thie takes tho the spare tire because ho he thinks we can spare i iI I lit it It i I I I IMan Man named Ford Fod and his young youn young 1 wife were wore divorced the tho other day I Ii i Maybe the lady could have turned II III I her Ford in on something better 11 I II There Is no cause for alarm There I I will be gasoline for all time to come unless the supply Is fa exhausted I II 1 Motorist Motorist In In Inthe the Middle West reported reported re re- jl ported to the police that when he clot out and not got und under r his wife disappeared as though she had been I swallowed up by the earth He HeI I Maybe the carI car car- for all we know I I i I Suddenly the HENRY stopped He got Dot out to LUKE it over He found one wheel LOUIS It was enough I to make his ISAAC The old tub b began gan to LENA bit He didn't Want Want to JIM It up So he got the JACK out and used It Water Vater was getting get Ret ting low and no WELLS were I ANDY He needed help and there wasn't a CAROLINE around He could have RHODA horse but to be perfectly FRANK there the weren't any ny His HIG plight was simply HELEN I everything He had never ver DEN In such a fix fix before He was OLIVER grease and he lie knew the salesman had told him LIZA bout the tho car He had to get HOMER stay there So he ho decided d to WALKER It was wasa a Ion long IKE Into town But Out he run up a BILL and at last got got- the darned thing parked away In the BARNEY DARNEY had built for It I |