Show I I I t p I l l t I SUCH IS LIFE I Ic 0 c r I I know lenow a R. man writes Abner Abner Ab- Ab ner ncr H who made mado th the biggest biggest big bl- gest gut kind of at a failure while turning out the tho finest sort ort of ot a sue ess of his life Ura So we well we'll head this The Th Failure Jure of ar Success And let the tho squire tell ten It Joe n h had d all aU the early s settings set st t- t tings of ot the self made man joe had hilt nothing to begin with Ho Ho hn had to scratch gravel for everything bl ho ha got rot and when he ha wasn't hoeing corn H U hours a lilt day dicy ho he was carrying groceries 16 It was then he translated everything everything every o thing Into Inlo terms term of work Tickets to the circus means moans 1 16 18 hours' hours hard w work rk BO so he staId away from the circus and was one ono day to the tho good Buying Ice cream for tor a II girl was u 4 hours' hours toll toil and he be let Itt the tho other fellows do tue the loa buying Joe grew up that way 4 Some day he predicted Ill have havo all I want Ill I'll take tako months ort oft and run round the world 1 Ill I'll go goto goto to the highest mountains the tars tUI- eat eal st cities the most masl beautiful valleys valley Ill I'll take beautiful girls to theatres the finest and dances d Ill I'll wear clothes clothe Vu Ill I'll have all aU the candy I want to eat et all an the tho Ice a athe all the cigars I want to smoke I will i iKO and ball WI every day to the game gamo KO to ride on the seas rosa on m my own yacht Ill I'll M have havo mansions mansion and J Ill I'll IllI buy a a. circus and a a. million d dollar worth of peanuts Ill I'll Ill I'll- himself with Thus Jo Joe communed aa SR he hoed down one ro row and up another another an an- another for tor forone forone torone foundation laid the other as all ho th the as he ha reached one fortune and peak of or a still greater accumulation of or wealth and power powe Joe drove for or tho the goal oal arid and he me e ret rt t the tho goal goll higher and higher time i and andI nd a again ln l until there was wa nothing more moreIn moreIn morein In to grab grah and nail down Then Joe Joa l let t up and ard began taking tak- tak ing It easy cuy hl his hie nut But he had drifted miles from dreams younger lie He didn't want to po go 0 to the cir clr circus circus cir cir- baseball no He the tho game cus CU nor ot to girls take didn't want to pretty the theatre and they didn't want ant him to either rn and h he didn't give Ive a whoop for high mountains nor for lovely CAndy made macIs him sick and elg r were bad for his lia he heart He owned ownen a peanut plantation and lI seven ice cream factories but his 1111 stomach re reL rr re- belled belied d at anything but milk an and J crackers wa had 7 57 million dollars bottled up and couldn't get t the stopper oft off offIn In other words word Jo Joe Ioe was wal all alt dressed up tap but tut had noh nowhere re to go en |