Show r I p pI IJ I Hat t J Dc 1 i 1 By J. J W. W Raper Creator of Josh Wise I Copyright 1920 Newspaper Enterprise Enterprise Enter Enter- prise Association j SAN l FRANCISCO J June ne 28 A A I Pennsylvania delegate who lis is s so so wet wethe wethe wethe he wont won't even have h 1 I Is' Is s s' s clothes dry diy cleaned Informs Informs Informs' me meS I 1 confidentially that hat t S Palmers Palmer's name made mad 1 his nomination a I The Tho stars stars' t t have decreed decreed It in I I that name he said Palm er Palm err Palm Palm-er He holds the nomination in the hollow hol I low of ot his hand Quick porter the the J. J I diagram C COne One s 's sad sad d feature of this convention convention is the scarcity of the plug hat But it has been a long long tri trip for formost formost formost most of the delegates And you can hardly expect a man to sleep four or five nights in succession in a plug pIu hat The he a ou cuija ja board I Is not going to be used much nuch during this convention Too To many of the boys bon can cant can't t spell enough Jo to o work one Nobody is going to hang up up his stockings when he goes to bed All the boys believe in a political al Santa Claus Clau but the they know he isn't coming arou around this yea years year's convention Every time a streetcar passenger in in San Francisco pays paY his tare lane with a coin bigger than bigger than a a. dime the c tors tons bounce it two pr or r three times on the fare tare box and listen n carefully to the ring before they give any change They act as though Democratic conventions conventions con con- were held here once once a week All Alithe the patriots ar are declaring in fa favor favor fa- fa You have to givs v vor r of f free speech give them credit The They are ars practicing what they preach f S C C Tammany men are making j. j great Impression When anybody 1 asks your chol choice e the they answer Smith And then every everybody ody says What Smith r r l I st visitors river never knew till Ull they came here that San Francisco has a a climate for for the he S. S F. F press agents seldom menti mention ta fact t. t Still the Democrats hav L Burleson Burl lon but 1 ut I they never br a t I r f |