Show Sure r Jazz Is s What We All Want i SAN SAN FRA FRANC FRANCISCO lS CIS o June 25 The thing this convention needs more than anything else and the thing it has haa got less oi of is jazz Miss Elizabeth Marbury Speaking SpeakIng speaking speak Speak- ing delegate at large fro from New NewYork York York York-r or as she puts it it large delegate The first t thing ng I thought pf Qt when I arrived here was was dead 7 she said And yet despite th the f funereal mereal air that prevails In convention circles Ive I've found more to laugh laugi about than I ever ever imagined could Be Ue crowded into one ene city I suppose I ought to be j as solemn as all the rest but hon honestly ion ion- estly I cant can't take things seriously serious serious- ly as far as they've gone Why doesn't somebody start something If It someone doesn't explode a firecracker fire fire- firecracker cra cracker ker before long It will be us ns bad as the Republican convention conven conven- tion v vI I 1 was told to be sure to be here b by last Saturday so as as to participate in several Important I conferences conferences' Well I got here all light right but the only conference I Ive I've ve had was with the head waiter walter in n my hotel What do I think about McAdoo's McAdoo's McAdoo's Mc Mc- Adoo's withdrawal Why I I dont don't think anybody has withdrawn or oris oris' oris is is' going to withdraw In fact tact if the candidates ke keep keef bobbing up uP there will be three or four apiece for every delegate delegate- They tell me the reason reasons the candidates' candidates campaign managers mangers haven't sprung a anything n or nsw w or much of an anything thing old either either Is' is that they are conducting dignified dignified 1 fied campaigns Well if they want to keep their political ware warea a deep dark secret Just let th m keep on being eing dignified One of them is going to get wise to hImself himself him hIm- self and hire Doug Fairbanks Fairbanks' press agent and he hell he'll 11 gra grab the nomination before the oth others rs wake up Now Now the Republicans' Republicans convention con con- was was just made to order for us us-it us it couldn't have been better better better bet bet- ter if we had run it for them Why not take altae ad advantage e of it and raise a little dust out here just to let the people know were we're alive |