Show SiL Sl Si l I I m I E I w v I L Some folks dance for Joy of ot life liZe And some some folks dance for show l' l lAnd And some some folks dance because J the wife Has up and made them go 0 The joy of oZ pure pure creation ecstatic Inspiration Makes others show a P. nimble toe For public approbation But Alice shakes a silken shoe In other circumstance circumstanCes For thrice each day ehe puts puth It l through 4 Because she's paid to dance r S C THE POPCORN MAN Tf Tt there is anythIng the average persons likes to do its it's to o crunch crunch crunch on a e. handful of popcorn pop pop- com corn cornIn In connection with that did you jou ro ever stop to consider the man who does does' the popping of ot said corn corn Who is It who works by the hour to the tune of ot pop pop pop pushing pushing push push- ing a small cane line Une handle bachand back bach and forth over hot flames Any little kiddie will tell you that thai the fellow tellow who makes molasses balls bath and popcorn crisp Is a REAL friend f of ot his While hUe the business of pinning medals is ie going along merrily lets let's I not forget to mold one fo for MR POPCORN MAN I 1 COMEDY 7 It Started Out Like a Real Tragedy But ut Furnished a Laugh BY LORRY A. A JACOBS NEWARK NEW PK N J. J J J. March 3 New Ne New Newark ark produced a a. real slapstick comedy corned r a a a few tew ev days days' ago that was really a classic Th The j players Mrs Anna vreeland Sidn Sidney y Vreeland age 6 Jerom Jerome Vreeland Vree Vree- land Jand n age ge 17 months neighbors po po- po- po nce ilce etc Scene Mrs Vreeland's kitchen Props A wash boiler boller Mrs Vreeland is discovered about her her- work in the kitchen Jerome is s playing on the floor beside the r 2 j jI I wash ash boiler boBer with his older brother I I Sidney Sidner Sidney looks at the wash 1 boiler boller and has an idea He proceeds to execute X the Ulea by putting J Jerome Je- Je I Ito 1 rome Ime in t the e wash boiler boller and then ther I j i Bitting sitting on the lid Mrs Vreeland toes goes out of or the kitchen Jerome hearing his mother return return- i log ing tried to take off oft the lid but disI discovers dis dis- dis covers that he has has' Jammed the I handle so that he can cant can't t budge it it Shrieks from the baby and entrance entrance en- en tr trance nce from Mrs Vreeland Then i I follows efforts to get the cover er of off They are unsuccessful and Sidney idney runs for tor the neighbors police etc Policeman enters kitchen picks picks' up wash boiler boller turns it Jt over and andJe Se Je Je Jerome Jerome rome dr drops ps out laughing Mrs Vreeland faints taints and neighbors neighbors' i realize they have bave been witnessing it a eo comedy edY Instead of ot a a. tragedy I |