Show m IS mue ue i I t EI I by Is IB an awful peat pest Its Ita temper It Is vile When yowls and howls bowie Distend Its Ds owls Jowls The neighborhood If I. sore distressed ed You hear hear It yell yeU a mile His mother has a pretty way She captures any eye ere She asks Arent baby cute today Then heavens Then heavens how you lie S t Young Toung E. E K Atkinson lived In the Writ From Greenville Tex to Lone Oak his his' roadster was best Miss Ottaline Etter he took for a ride V with earnest desires to make her his bride The Knight popped the question the girl replied No He lie flashed nashed a re revolver re- re that volver-that volver that wouldn't go 10 He stopped not for fop mud with the lass Ius at his side he raced to the preacher an and had the knot tied There was mounting mong men of the constables constable's clan and Etters and SherIffs sheriffs sher sher- iffs they rode and they ran Then Atkinson At At- kinson claiming that Love was his fault was was' grabbed b by the law on m a charge o of assault i I WHERE DID THEY TAKE IT ITT HUGE STILL TAKEN THURSDAY says a Georgia newspaper headline The The Press Humorists' Humorists association shout should help defend J. J J. J Tyler If It the charges charge filed against him are substantiated h he deserves to be one of ot em Tyler sold fire extinguishers that worked 1 on ona a recognized principle The directions on the cans said Empty contents Into a a. bucket of Water water water wa wa- ter and dash dah on the flame Good only for small email fires The beauty of ot the extinguisher was Wall that its potency was limited only by th the e Of water available i t Little Ittle Jerry direct descendant of the th e famous dwarf Tom Thumb Is three feet fee ee tall weighs seventy-five seventy pounds and 1 Is e 2 25 years ears old Bernard Coyne of Oto la Ia Is fe 22 years OmI old but that 01 is fa not t the most t remarkable rt e thing about him Bernard Is eight feet fee td t one Inch tall weighs pounds an and d could lick his dad before he was Wu IS 16 Mrs Mrs rs Tom Portage Pa PL h has hu achieved considerable fame tame by growing In her garden the biggest pumpkin ever eve grown It measured thirty-six thirty Inches i In length and thirty-seven thirty In circumference weighing sixty-seven sixty pounds All Ail Portage e had bad pumpkin pie the day It was vas sliced d. d f The raisin crop last year now Is 15 es estimated estimated ell ell- to be worth and attention attention attention at at- Is called to the extraordinary de demand demand e- e mand for raisins |