Salt Lake Telegram | 1920-02-09 | Page 14 | Around Salt Lake

E m THERE IS a songwriter song writer t t rAT r AT OUR boarding house AND HE writes words words- r r AND THEN the music music t tSO SO TH THE E other day t tHE HE WAS composing a song song o t t ABOUT TH THE E sunshine AND THE birds t r rAND AND THE flowers 4 t i AND A lot Jot of impossible things I AND HE w was s singing it 4 ALL OVER the place AND AND SOME of the boarders 1 COULDN'T STAND it t BECAUSE IT had snowed snowed AND THE weather weather was was c cold ld r r rAND AND THE furnace DIDN'T WANT to work t AND ALL the while that guy guy- r i iWAS WAS SINGING about birds t M AND WARM breezes SO ALL the boys AT THE boarding house TOOK THAT there pilgrim pi AND THREW him into a snow bank AND LEFT him there t I I AND HE nearly froze A t t A AND TH THE E funny un y f part rt of itts it l I ts' ts S r I I WAS THAT his wife f ti t H HELPED THEM to do it I V i. i O AND AFTER awhile t t t tWE W WE HEARD HEARD them quarreling rt AND AND iT IT was well r t 0 BUT OF course of f t t tALL ALL ALL OF us us Were were sorry I y AFTER WE thought it over r. r tAND t 0 J I AND EVERYBODY j t i DECIDED TO try v i t i TO BE nice to him film J i f- f y v talked at t th the t table ble THAT THAT EVENING i r K i ABOUT E u MUSIC and th thinks things ng AND I fD H HE E wouldn't answer t A rv FORA FOR Afo A long g time 1 AND Ft FINALLY NALLY k I v t T SOMEONE SAID t WHAT WH T W WAS AS the greatest war war song S EVER WRITTEN A AND ND T THIS ls' ls song n writer riter re replied I IN A flash S H HERE RE COMES the Bride Bridel r rI I I J THANK you I