Show SUCH IS LIFE PLENTY OF LIQUID THERE Two Tn 0 American soldier bo boys s from the Far Fare e West l w who ho had teen been hurried to lo the coast and on b board ard ship In the darkness HI were the next morning surveying with I open Pen eyed wonder tho stretch of rolling roiling blue lIlue around them Gee whiz whir Juke Jake said ald one who would have havo thought ht there could be he so BO much water waler as that I 1 know li it U. U dra drawled the other And Just think Abe Abc you ou only see what's on top Catholic News It Il Iwas was Admiral Vernon known know Old Grog in the British naval nav si- si who mixed rum and water and gar t their grog I Gin was first distilled In Geneva Gencva Switzerland and the word Is a 1 contraction tion of the city's name That t however Isn't why the league of nations chose It for lor the world capital And according to lo one eminent authority author author- it Il ity tho the word whisky Is derived ed from tho the Irish bauch water of life lite Hut But distillers gut cut whisk whisky from grain potatoes etc eta In 1791 a part parl of western rn Pennsylvania tried to to lo secede from the United States because the government had the n nerve nervo to tax whisky whisk After Jul July 1 1 Al AI Right thinks It will bo be the United l Saraha of America And the state stall of Intoxication will not be lie included In the Union Squire harping believes believes' a lot of inn n will w lip he f afraid to lo up their back hack yards next spring for gardening for lor f fear r of breaking i tame ome Jugs But nut down deep In his heart the squire fears lears the tho sto stock k wont won't lost last that long lone It m may not be long IonS before well we'll print something like this John Doe drank tho the last drop of lI liquor stored In America It was purchased by hl his great Brand great grandfather lher father June JU 30 1919 and anti the tho old man for forgot ot i he bUrl burled buried J It it Il Three generations have dup dug up un tho the place three times searching for tho the stuff Su Such Such h Is life lire In 1320 |