Show Cow Is s Better Heber Judge o 01 Water Than Is s Owner Hiram's ams am's cow v has become the official chemist of Murray While Hiram's cow may not understand valence v lence or cht chemical rt reaction action yet something Inherent in her nature revolts against the drinking of ot impure water or eating of moldy hay Hiram at first thought that the prized Jersey had developed Bolshevistic tendencies when she refused to Imbibe the cooling water of ot Hiram's dug well now however how Hiram is firmly convinced the Jersey is a wine chemist Hiram In company with his next friend appeared at the office of- of of office t- t fice tice of Dan B. B Shields attorney general and asked aid In preventing preventing preventing pre pre- venting the ruining of ot the cooling draughts from the dug well byan by byan byan an envious and cantankerous neighbor Hiram didn't know that the water was being ruined but Jersey the chemist did I 7 gotta dug well on my farm tarm Hiram am told air Mr Ir Shields that has the finest water in seven states Its It's the In in the world This hero here cantankerous person that lives on the next farm tarm has dug up a sewer and put a cesspool cesspool cesspool cess cess- pool on his farm tarm that has been into my well By gum I J heen been that polluted wa water ter fn for thirteen days laV s and didn't know there was wa anything wrong with It until my cow refused to drink It He's Hes ruined m my water waterland land nd pun I J want the law on him Mr 11 Shields advised Hiram Biram to tonee see nee a lawyer downtown The state no matter how much It ma may sympathize with Hiram Biram cannot call out the tho national guard to patrol his farn farm boundaries and protect hl his water from the acts act of ot ro neighbors Mr Shi Shields is declares declared |