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Show MISSTEPPED Tbat's What JUsi Killysr Ccna t Spile, i Bsfcln -. . t Ane Hillyer, our talented loryer and legal light, met with a peculiar nuthap last Friday night Before retiring for the evening, Mrs. Hillyer mad op ber bred dough in the diahpan and set ft on the floor close to the kitchen stove, where It was warm and where it would raiao up light and nice, and then she went upstairs and went to bed and to ileep. Ame he happened to be out a leetle mite later than uiual that night, being aa he got into a legal argument with Jason Smiley down to Hen Weath-ersby's Weath-ersby's store, and remained there until after 9 o'clock trying to convince Jason he was wrong, and then Ante got disgusted dis-gusted and told Jason to go to thunder and he went off home. Ame went to pais through the kitchen to go to the pump to git a drink before he went to bed, and being as the kitchen waa dark he went and stepped right into that batch of dough and sunk in up to his ankle, and being as Ame thought it was the cat he had itepped on, being H waa that soft, he let a yell out of him that woked up hii wife, and she com running run-ning down staira with the lamp, and when she saw Ame standing there on one leg and holding up the other foot with dough all hanging to ft, the way she laid it into him was someting awful. aw-ful. She give htm a tumble talkin to which he will never forget Ame ain't got all the dough scraped off en his boot yet and never expects to. |