Show PRACTICAL nAcI JOKES That Hove have Ont Fortunately for 1 a Jow os On One dl day some me years al ago a merry I party ot of ladies were In pome me swimming baths bathe In Vienna Ienn Miss 11 Eu Bu Eugenie genie Jochim granddaughter ot of the famous violinist and at that tr time n a achild child ot of 35 15 wac standing on the edge when just for fun tun Ime the Preat great contralto her In 1111 Miss JochIm Joachim could not swim 8 so screamed for help The singer truck struck b by the e cx power ana sweetness ot of the oIce mad amends for tor her practical Joke b by securing Co good for the now famous teacher In Ceylon Celon the ponds and nd Ik lakes art arc known f as tank U fly wa way ot of enlivening the ot of their existence several young oung tea planters l got t up a Ing party one ot of their number was 1 a greenhorn fresh reh from him the they left In a punt on 1 a Inal small tank wih with witha A gun and directions to shoot an any ducks that flew over The fhy laughed as ae the they alke or off for not R a duck was t likely to be seen n with within lh In miles The newcomer tok took the hoax f ery when they told them about I It At supper lupper that night hl he suddenly pule pulled a cartridge ot out ot of his hll pocket wih with the that lie he thought he had put thew al all away Some one oneo or o coure course picked I it up and cut I it open Ort Great Sot Scott what a lot of shot said aid time the greenhorn In amazement How Ilow many ar are thel there No one knew 10 so the youngster suggested 1 a pol pool on the the sub They al all 8 I t and au U a hM head was the mount amount Jut put In th whole to togo 10 go to th the nearest CU r 1 Each h one wrote rte hit his g guess and when hen th the eliot were counte counted It wl was foung the he new mn mans number Wi wag absolutely eor correct t He lOd the In alland casually Inquired What 40 you OU tl tel tWI hw think I we a In that tbt blessed runt lust all the afternoon When a emi small I grocer ot of Montmartre lr IirI fount found an oro order one morning for over S worth orth ot of goods to tn be delver delivered to a hoU house r that afternoon h he Wi sas delighted nut Hut his Jo joy ws was to rale rage when he at ar rived at the house houle wih A and found I it empty and wih wIth al all the 11 dow dews boarded up 11 Hi anger was 0 In Increased Ire creased b soUnds Founds or of smothered laugh laughter ter behind the tho boards lie He drove droe of off but IUt blek back very CI with two policemen The They catered d the house and arrested four men The proved his aso 0 against thon th the court award awarded ed d him 30 franca 1 and the It little shop hal has been II to for a larger one Ot Of the mOt famous Joke which paId We still have I a rd II itt the wor word queer uter Quinn the actor ador tt bet that Ie he coUld In 2 TO hUr add a word to the English lt language 1 Jie sent al all the su IU Jr pets from his hla theater round London wih pieces It Cf to wrIte quer queer on the la everywhere Next et dy day the wor word Wa was 11 In mouth and nd Quinn the lIt GO |