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Show Country Corrsspcn.ssca . SORROW HOLLOW Bill Woods, while pounding a axe helve into a axe heed the other day, brought the butt of the axe helve down oa a very large bunion which be bat wort for some yrs. oa hit right foot The contact of the helve with the buaioa caused Mm excrooshiating pain, and he hollered aloud for soma moments. The things be said about that bunion would of made aayboddy blush, but noboddy who ever had a buaioa caa blame him. Mrs. Bea Wsde has a hen which hat showed ta many ways that h wants to set. What do you know about a hen wanting to set ia August t This seems to be very enuehual, although we would not like to go so far as to say that the hea is diaeeaed. Jabs Parker had e offul dream tother night and he groaned snd neshed hie teeth so violent that Mra Jabe was forced to wake him out of a sound sleep for fear ha woald swaller hit pallet pal-let Jabe says he dreamed a man come around looking for him while Jabe was standing right out in plain sight but the men couldn't see him. snd the man was taking everyone where was Jabe Parker, and everyone wat saying that they waa dingbutted if they knew, and then the feller said well be had some money. $3 that he wanted to give Jabe, and Jabe had to stand there ia hit dream not able to make a sound to get the money from the feller, and the teller tel-ler wss just going sway when Mrs. Jabe waked him up. (Note by Ed. Thia wat a turrible dream, and it will shew Jabe how we feel about seeing him around every bttel while without being able to collect the yrs. back aub-tcripshions aub-tcripshions he owes as) Mrs. Jane Truman set oat to wash her clothes last Sundsy. and spilled too much blueing in the water. She considers con-siders it a direkt vititashion for washing wash-ing on the Sabbath, and says she ain't never going to do so agin. Lafe Henderson, while out working in his 20-acre lot last Wentdy. tat down under a oak tree to eat bit dinner, and t pilt of yellerjacketa come down outen the oak tree and gethered around the neck of his coffee bottle, whereat Lafe lambasted one of them and the others turned on Lafe. Lafe run and the yd-ler yd-ler jackets got him in the most exposed places. He ' the sight of a oak tree snakes him sic to bis stummick. VERITAS. |