| Show II III nU R how Ifo Ho tho of He Be hated In The life ot of the average railroad mal maim hike that of at time immortal policeman created b by Gilbert Sullivan Is not nota R a happy on one al all time the time do 1005 this hold good In regard to thO thou connected with the depart ment flient and tho those who ho lre are In charge ot of tours IllustratIve ot of thIs al assertion a grup group ot of railroad mIl men were ere holding forth upon the corner Col thIs moring morning upon ullon time the funny timings thing that happen when hen out on the rad road 1 lime he first story was u on II Hi Dunn the man of I unlimIted and dito ditto legends I It appears that recently ent I III had o oc occasion culon casion to a lalY of at thirty tourists from tIme the effete east t up tl to Yel Vel le Park Ott On this particular oj callo the train wa was late upon reaching Q Monida a 1 so that when time the Were set lit down among the a ag lon ot of two to IRlo saloons A bar barn an hotel end a tore store that grce the sage br bruh in that particular wil 1 dere In Idaho fhe they were politely In formed IJ by tIme who hauls the OVer to the ark that they would have to remain timer al all Time wal wail that arose from that knot ot of tourists Upon ullon time information being im imparted parte parted chilled the kindly o of lii and nI brought a resPonsive eho echo from H tIme the In the trackless desert on th the horlon horison The crowd was Indignant I it WR was I it said ald men mean thIngs In hi regard to th the Oregon Oreon Short Line In Ind and I Is rp rep f In H Hi Dunn tn particular They were One dignified hanker trout the cl Ir confines ot of 0 1111 is to have retired to a rOk here he hent h cut nt down anti and for tor the next ten minutes minute persevered In the endeavor II to dam dant the Soak river and 11 all Il its tributaries the Oregon Short Line and to otherwise IUt hl hI eloquence upon time the desert air Sleet In that ramshackle lumber hotel sever Dunn did his hll bt best And the contractor did likewise They promised at atter ter dinner hut but the tourists were re ot oh In vain did the contractor tel tell them that since two Iwo people were re killed last year fa In An accident that t no stage Will was allowed to over the rd road at night The tourIsts sighed for tor th the telli pots ot of time Yellowstone hotels hotel And noth Ins Inc 1 would do Finally the crowd Wi was Induce induced to 10 fi cit down don to time the table tahle In the little hotel and unde under Ile the influence of fried trout and Rud frills they temporarily forgot argot their grIevance In tl time meantime Dunn had not been Il idle le lie earned his hie bread ad by pr pro riding amusement tor or hi fuet guest ane an he heal was al not going to forsake them now He over to 10 a group ot of cow cowboys boys who were gathered outside the ho hotel tel al all concerned eventually retired to the saloon alon Then an air or of ponderous passivity hung hune Ie oer the place Ik like a pil pall I at th the tourist made hi his aPPearance outSIde the hotel after din dinner ncr ner ft shot out Ot on Ih tIme sUlly at A cow 0 boy earns came rushing out ot of the saloon followed b by another who wa was making the dust dut fick flick up arnd around the fleeing maa mans t feet t very every tint the roher reoler barked Th The net next minute everyone around the hamlet ot of wih with the exceptIon ot of the tour tourists it InQ anc Dunn Ik like the famous Claire flashed a pun gun Bullets and other freta mate matter surcharged the atmos atmo phere while the charged for tor sheller an and locked themselves In One Oe man however eto stood pt pat an and flashed a Im shot the I 5 ne might and aad let left relt despite th the tact fact that on one ot of the tho CO COby cow by hoyt drw a bead on his hll Broadway foot footgear gear Ilar Th The tourists were ere happy It if the ladies did olne cling to their mIR minI Hort escorts And Iram scream they had seen en a real Irp scrape and one ot of them had 11 negatives of the affair to the statement They t talked lk of nothing el else for days day 11 UI nunn Dunn Was U hippY happy too It if tb the Ite little lur bur burlesque lesque did COt coat him to for forty mod Ind b he b had provided entertainment fur tur his hll and nd sAved vP the Ibe da daTh day Th never could understand how the affair nv never got mt the 1 pa pore especially I as they r were Informed Inform upon Ih the highest authority that t two 1 men Ulon hii been killed and three wounded Dunn 10 tolt them that III such a little thing as that was or of but passing moment In Inthe ni th the wid wilds ot of Idaho pR In iii o 0 H 1 li hlo Card Curll There wi will b be a change han In the time timecard card of the Ihl Oregon Short Line Ine either nn flit or Thursday net next The now unde under consideration ar are The moring morning train for tor the luth south wi will probably 1 leave hi hire Mt at 14 Instead of at j 7 85 35 the trin traIn from UI the south will 1 a arhe ar instead ot of nyc rhe here at t 35 p in The train Iraln for tor Ogden Orden and th the t east wi will probablY lee leave hel here at 1 Instead of while the on to toL L Cache Che b be changed from 81 a m in to 1 us ma The trin train l leaving lere here at 45 5 in II the morning will not In al iii connect with I h Ih the branch In line 1 ln to Cache valley aley points I 1 1110 hum The ot of tourist ears upon time the fast train hl has pl passed ed the experimental Stage te In th the al md anJI I nu nima the they are r ii h popular demand the traveling public In order to a se tim travel between Chica and the CUl 1 anther another lne line wil will C put on wih with the h result ul that the cr cars carswill will pass b this city cHy westbound every er ud ad eastbound Saturdays Saturday ad Under title new order ot of ln the Rok Rock Island will 1 have bave a b Irle service instead ot of once I a W as heretofore The Th first rt car will retch hele here on Friday next and will 1 time the hick Huck Island Denver Inver Rio Orantle Orand Western and t ti lur lii with San Nov Iov Fort ort assistant r passenger and ticket agent ot of the Union railroad who ho ha line ben been Ift guest at the hotel fur tor Iver sevar days day was a today reo ye moved to the Pacific hospital suffering tron fron typhoid fever Mr Port Fort arrIved hir from Omaha last Tuesday I lie tie tal not ten feeling In time the bt beet ot of belth I tact fact which he im at frt Wi was inclIned to to the fatigue ot of the overland rip 11 Iea heavy supplies are being received at for tor the construction work now way ar on the Southern Pacific The Oregon Onon Sort Une In eluding Iccie lurley Burley nev Reeve and Tuttle wi will from their trip to tItle The to 10 hang out signs T The hf here has an order with a loal local firm for t big bigone on one to tl 10 go over oer to the olce Prank n It elerk derk ot of the ye re venue th the Ollre of the Oron Oregon Sh t Line I Ii once more lack back at hi his desk tr a HI severe spell ot of typhoid j During the pt past week time Ihl Denver Io Rio Orande Grende their lal local orce office hee here has secured he b lve live livestock Itak stock EI cr earl ot of bell from Si Sane Wyo Gr ears or of catte cattle from Thompsons al Iii elk I cr cars ot of sheep from Colon They ter e billed through to Omaha t Conductor Penton Fenton o the Ro Rio Grande Crande Western who lame came before beforetime time public come coin 1 rs ago alO a as a ab b alder mider I is n tile known trout Ogden Oden tu Grand Jt tIon under the of 01 DO Doe 1 It appears that the accommodation from Eureka to 10 was a 4 e and ml hOIM hoUrs late a few tew day AO ago Upon nn an Investigation at as al to the reason ut of this state ot of It as I d tr that there Wa a a lady lad u ui n the train who WI was taken II im The train Iraln wa was top on time the high highbridge bridge ten len mites tram from nowhere and th the lady was wa taken to te be baggage car where she h I is made 8 as possible r the An hour later Fenton Ip from the nIP rat 1 with th the I he had another paun r on n In Inthe time the ton form o of an b boy D Dee s I pit the tad fat that hat then Vf no ito hallet on the trin train Fenton his hiM t 11 I passengers In safety Itly at t In Inder n nde de der the circumstances t fact th that 1 the 11 trin train was late WR was on occasion ly by the high s |