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Show I Uncle , Walt - . The Poet Philostnlrer- OED OOO WTJJST. ' You can't apeak too highly of eld tx Wiley, the lovtmmmt chemist, oar bulwark bul-wark and hope, protecting eur belllee from ketchups and Jellies and ait sorts of thlnas which are loaded; with dope. He's death to the faker; he chases the maker of fraudulent remedies, labeled with lies: he seises the butter tee rancid ran-cid to utter, and puts the kibosh on the poisonous pies. Doe Wiley baa throttled throt-tled the slmiers who bottled all sorts of cheap rubbish and ktseled It Jam: courageously, cour-ageously, (ally, he's guarding ue dally from dishonest sauerkraut and vitrified ham. It's true they are saying hs's too fund of playing In front of the trend stand and beating the drum; but -ne who la doing ths work he's pursuing would hurt and annoy us If be should be dumb. When news to us trickles that codtuh or pickles were seised bv Doc Wiley because they were punk, we list' to hie holler and bet half a dollar dol-lar he'll clean un the fakers who dealt In such Junk. Bo here's to Poc Wiley! They treated us vilely, by feeding us poison and gumbo and glue, they'd no ruth or pity till Doe. wise and grlttv. jumped onto their persons . and made them oome .through! Copyright, 111, by Oeorge Matthew Adams. |