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Show catcher' meek, but forming a oojaat globe of protection. Let no one treat thie auggeetioa aa poor attempt at humor. It le very ee-rloua. ee-rloua. I know at loaat two atrang. tough fl tared men. ee able to withetand bard knorlce ae meet, whe are having bead eagee made and' intend to wear them. Thev know they will have to endure tbe ridicule ef their frlende. If we only had a prince of Walee. or eomethlng like that, to eet the faahlona In thle country, he would earn the undying gratitude of thoueande by taking the lead la thle i,. -.vloTfw. Think oa iveeMia. danger of death or wound a. of teeth knocked out or noeee broken, of eyee hrulaed or pernape blinded If only oom kind, humane, brave leeder of unquea-I unquea-I tinned authority will begin to wear and prelee the cage. William Inglia In Bar-oer'e Bar-oer'e Weekly. THB PERILS OT OOU. A moat courteous and powerful golfer wae epproechlng the eleventh la It the eleventh? hole at Baltuerol. which Ilea on the creat of a high hill. At the moment mo-ment hie meatier shot started up a player was teeing hie hell a little to the left o( the putting green. I'p end up and till up went the bell, under a "pull." The man about te drive waa In the mldat of hla preliminary atruggle when, pop! the hail fell plump on the top of his head, and he dropped like aix feet of chain. Quite properly, the mashey player ran up the hill, geaplng apolog-ica In most agitated penta. But to what good 7 It took a daah of cold water and the exhibition of ap. fru. to bring the poor men neck to hie ecnaee. And he JtlavM the reat of hie match with .the nalde of hie heed s-mnlng like a tuning fork, and the outside of it crowned with e lump like half of a very hard boiled exg- What would have aavM thle men from being hit? Tei-felt accuracy of approach with the meehey? Yea; but that la found only In heavn-et leeat. It pievalla no- tween the putting green end the next I tee. then? impoeaibla aaatn. for the two I ere on s smafllah hilltop, and thev are already aa far apart aa nature will allow. al-low. The true answer to the question Is simple: sim-ple: let every plsver wear his head Incased In-cased In a cane of Inuah ateel. wire, fashioned eornewhet like a " baseball |