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Show AROUND ' Nature Studies How human insects is. - When the prohibition law was passed everyone started making home brew. When the eigaret law went into effect, even the kids bootlegged coffin cof-fin nails. The last legislature passed a mosquito abatement law and if there ain't been . more of the pesky crittert f about this summer than ever before I'll buy a new pop-bottle pop-bottle for Bill Stenseher. THE BARBADOS BRUTE, Formerly Bull Tosser and Snake Charmer at the y Keeley Institute. ' HONK ASKS A FAVOR. Honkus Ig-lg, world' sham, pion x-mlKr of gin fitter, hat oddrouod tho following re- utit to official of the Salt Lako ball clubi "Dear Sir Kindly instruct your pitohor .to rofrain from making balk In th futur. It' bad nough that thoy holp tho thr tm, but en top of that they're too darn hard to explain to the wife.' Your hopefully, Hon-rub." Hon-rub." Duffy Lwi ha promiwd ts look Into tho matter. TAKE KECR YOURSELF. Mothera .endlnjr thetr eon out In the world In the futur undoubtedly un-doubtedly will ay. "Now, Johnnie, John-nie, be aura and change your underwear un-derwear once a month and when you are In the big city don't let any of thou crook five you, a pop bottle to hold for them." . Next! Following the precedent eet In a recent local case we mey expert ennouneementa from the eheriffe office followai "John Woobery, who hit an old lady on the heed with e crowbar laat night, haa been releeaed. It haa been found that hia friende were playing a practical Joke on him." ... alt Imk dude, th proa reveal, re-veal, have adopted the dainty habit of carrying pop bottlea In their pocket. Truly "ft difficult to keep up with the awlf tly chafig- Ing dletatee of faahlon. What a blow to the manufacturer of allver ziasaai ' e . Ralph well, . well, Ralph you may have covered the Cherry mine ' dl.aater. but that ain't nothln' to the way the Purity. Irajru. covered th. Young- Men' Republican club Friday night. Jim. YOU CAN'T EVEN TIB IT. Fan That's Rod Murphy st bat for Vernon first baseman used to be a third baseman. Fanette Oh, did he get promoted pro-moted t . 0 . . Tobacco bootlegger, are said to have adopted ths motto: "Yes, we have no- eigaret , license. SADIE THS SIREN. ' Chapter 1003 (WHAT HAS OONB BEFORE: Radio haa Ju.t hurled a laughlnr hyrna through the third tory of a two-atory building and la eagerly Jnokinir for more anlmala to conquer con-quer in the vaat untrammeled traffic traf-fic Jam of the African wllde. Now; that you know eomethtnn of the plot of what ta conceded to be the world'a worat novel, go ahead and are If you can make any aenae out of It.) Aa the enormou crowd of flv blK gam hunter, made their way throuuh the thickly entwined for-eat for-eat of r;gar . tree and clgaret buahea. they noted anlmala of many varietle. r "t-i .mm 41 tlnn. sollea, sebras. rhlnoa. hoppoa and wild roca-eolaa. Sadie waa puzsled. She wrinkled hrr comely brow upon which the hot tun had begun to freck a few freckles. "I can't understand where all three lions and elephantB come from." aha spoke, tn tones that mMe the whole world wonder. T)o you think ther could have es-earted es-earted worn th elrcurf Willi ah' pondered thla momen-tnua momen-tnua problem ther waa a terrific roar and the little party atarted to run. Everybody waa In retreat. Even th flea were fleelnc Sir Idiclu ontanirled hit ton-11s ton-11s to yell In a yellow voire. "Ita a man-eatlnf Hon. Everybody run ' " When Badl heard thla ah irar-gled irar-gled a eniff of gin and am lied Turning- In her tracks,, ah faced the roarlns; Brute "Bo you're a man-eating Hon. she shouted In .a low tone. "Well. T ain't a man. I'm a woman and I ain't afraid of you." With three fow words sh haaleS off and kicked th lion la th er. In truth, folka th whole thing ni th lion whisker. (More on payday.) |