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Show Now . that the midsummer, season for mayoralty candidates candi-dates has started, numerous reputable and aspiring -citi-sens of Salt Lake are reported to be standing before ' their bedroom mirrors practising the facial expressions and the gestures necessary to register the "receptive mood." The strange part about it is that our morning friend asserts thst Salt Lake voters on November No-vember 6 will go to the "pools" to select a. mayor and two city commissioners. In any event, it's a gamble. It Is reported from" police po-lice headquarters that e none-too-diligent search la r betng", conducted f or- a Wyoming cowboy who is . alleged wantonly to have slain a clerk who said to him, "Tea, we have no bananas."" . . . Steve Moloney went fishing over the weekend. Today we have fish for dinner. Sure, you guessed it, we went to the market and bought 'em. Th IntarmountAln tnni tonr-ntnut tonr-ntnut twins conducted on th courts of tlio Bait LaJ Tennli club, Tonth Eul Mntn Second and Third Bouth streots, thl.wok should bring- out a number of thrilling eonteata. "Jfod" Oarnett. prtMnt tltleholder, preorata the apectacl of a atar who has practised prac-tised for Juet a week matching hla alrength agahtat men who have been playing all year. Oarnett doea not appear ta be aa formidable formid-able as he haa been In other yeara. lie la mlaalng the llnea mora frequently fre-quently and hie endurance la a bit lacking but Oarnett will win. ADIE THE SIREN Chapter Semethlngorother (WHAT HAS GONE BEFORW: r-.-'rs too sleepy this dull Monday Mon-day morning; ta tall yon what haa sons before, folks. Use your Imagination.' Im-agination.' Anyway this Is wash day and the author haa to go out and get soma work for bis wife. NOW OIT.) - , ' Sheriff Harry, who -had been beaned by an unknown vegetarian, came to after much coaxing. "Where am IT' Thus did he In-fluirs In-fluirs as to his present whereabouts. where-abouts. . "Darned If I know." said Sadie . In her elegant tfoetonese. "Let na hunt for you." So Sadie and Lucius and Sir Fat and the sheriff started to hunt for him. Suddenly the sheriff laughed. To do this It was neoeeeary, atrangtly enough, for him to open hla mouth. But he was always considered a 'peculiar fellow, anyhoo. "What's the Idea? inquired Sadie In an Interrogative tone. That was her nature. Bhs was constantly Inquisitive, seeking, to find the reaaona for everything. "Well said the sheriff, -we've been looking all over for ma and here I am." Just then Mary Hlckleberry, the film atar. passed by with her first second snd third husbands. "My aren't they a happy auar-' auar-' tel." This was Sadls shooting off her mouth again, t "Blah." spake Sir Tat Impressively, Impres-sively, "they hare spats at home all the time. "Spats!" said Sadts tn surprise. "I never wear m." (Next chapter tomorrow.) |